Doctor Who s5 2009 Matt Smith 5*

5* Dr Who s5 BBC 2009-10 Preview.
stars Dr #11 Matt Smith, companion ginger Amy (Karen Gillan), her boyfriend Rory (Arthur Darvill), the enigmatic River Song (Alex Kingston) and scary monsters: Weeping Angel, Dalek, Silurian, Star whale, Saturnyne vampire, lodger, Pandorica Alliance of Cybermen and more, on wikis and websites of all sorts.

Lots of great stuff to remember. I like silly jokes, fast chases, poignant sadness, explosions, frights, even when I know what is coming, or who comes back to life. "Confidential" has backstage stories. Commentaries were done before participants knew how the series turned out. The box set of 6 discs does not include many clips I found, that follow. Theme tune.

1 Confidential - Matt's First Day

2 11 Top Moments s5
11 Get a girlfriend 10 No people upstairs 9 Surprise on our side 8 Steering's a bit off 7 Came for dancing 6 Buy a fez 5 Wrong cake, again 4 Who da man? 3 Didn't make the noise 2 He's Mr Cool 1 Been so many .. Basically, run 0 Bowties are cool

3 Bowties are cool, cravings & more funny bits, words for silent snaps above

Toodling 'round the net for this review was fun. I found out Karen Gillan was a crazy priestess Dr Who 9 S4.2 Fires of Pompeii, and the family resemblance with Amelia 7 is real. At Caitlin Blackwood's audition, the girls discovered they were cousins. Why is cousin-ship not in Commentaries or Confidentials?

Disc 1

Previews: Sherlock S1 dvd BBC Cumberbatch, BBC America (they say channel costs no money, hah! does in Canada)
Relevant to Dr Who. Writer Mark Gatiss E3 says "You miss it.", as Mycroft, and Matt auditioned for Dr Watson. Trailer.

1 The Eleventh Hour
(extra scene "Meanwhile in the TARDIS" not here, is in Commentary menu) by Steven Moffat
TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimension In Space - time travel machine) spins. Dr Who 11 (Matt Smith) hangs off open door edge, screams, tumbles toward Big Ben clock, legs dangle, vital intermediate parts skim pointy spire, falls in overgrown English garden. Scottish orphan Amelia Pond (Caitlin Blackwood - real cousin of Gillan) 7, prays for Santa to send someone; she hears voices from crack in her wall. Clip of Dr Who 5.1 Eleventh Hour, ends with apple shown 12 years later

"Early days. Steering's a bit off." (5'43"-53") He bangs into a tree, wobbly, confused, still regenerating in brand new, unaccustomed, even more stringbeany body, then experiments with foods his new tongue likes. (6'40"-7'53") Maybe my most favorite every funny scene ends in a custard mustache. April 3rd is Fish Fingers & Custard. Are dinosaurs as funny? Primeval S3 Diictodons & Rex Debut

Amelia is terrifically courageous, not frightened of the madman, but scared of the crack. Dr closes crack, but "Prisoner Zero has escaped" warns psychic paper. Tardis engines screech, calling back Dr. Amelia falls asleep waiting. Next morning, but twelve years later in Leadworth hospital, nurse Rory Williams (Arthur Darvill) hears a ward of coma patients all call "Doctor". On his camera phone, he has snapped residents wandering village.

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Grown up, dressed in kissogram cop outfit, Amy (Karen Gillan) annoys, repeats "What?", disobeys, looks behind the hidden door, right at the giant-tooth giant lizardy multiform alien, who imitates a man with a dog, but reverses the voices. A voice booms, from the air, then every speaker, then an eye in a glittering star-shape high in the sky, wants Prisoner Zero, or else "the human residence will be incinerated", meaning the whole earth will be blown up in 20 minutes, at noon, unless the Atraxi prisoner is given up. Hence the title has multiple meanings, 1100 hours, 11th Doctor, the last minute save. Great moments s5
#1 Hello I'm the Doctor 1'23" Leaving is good 4' Always a way out #2 5'44" Never put in a trap #3 6' Get a Grip #4 8'12" I'm Talking #5 10'13" Geronimo

2 The Beast Below by Steve Moffat
The 29th Century floating Spaceship UK has a slippery slide down to a secret deep beneath, that everyone presses a button to "Forget", including Queen Liz Ten. A crying child calls to the lonely old last of a species. Series has continuity with last year. L10: "Vicky was a bit on the fence about you, weren't she? Knighted and exiled on the same day." recalls royal diamond against werewolf. Dr10 E2 Tooth & Claw

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A glass of water on the deck doesn't jiggle, because no working engines to vibrate, Spaceship UK cannot fly. The last Time Lord interferes because he sees a crying child. The last Star Whale let itself be captured 300 years ago, to carry children, crying when the earth burned. The Dr is ready to anesthetize the whale and ease suffering "go faster" torture, but Amelia Jessica Pond age 1306, still in her nighty, figures out that the Dr is like the Star Whale - old, kind, alone, your whole race dead, no future- no force is required. "All that pain and misery just made it kind." Terrible, sad, sweet ... and funny, when the duo slip slide on the gooey whale tongue.) S5 E2 Dr11 The Beast Below #1

Special Features:

E1 Commentary by executive producers Steven Moffat, Piers Wenger, Beth Willis (how DVD filed)

Millenium Dome, but supposed to be 1996. They thought the house was spooky; I thought the overgrown shrubbery was homey. Fish fingers are really sponge cake, but Matt really eats them, many many times. Little girl music exquisitely mournful.

Karen appears after Arthur, legs first, in disguised English accent I missed. I'd wondered why she never called the real police; she'd been convinced he was imaginary. The door nobody noticed comes from Steve's recurring childhood dream of a lovely room, not really there in his nana's house.

Easy to make aliens scary; Dr Who fearifies ordinary things - wall crack, under bed, extra door, man with dog. Comedy structure - day progressively worsens. Dogman actor chosen for dog voice. Shed lick scripted; Matt does do many off-script goofy tricks "moments of bonkers invention". Steve saw Matt try days earlier for Sherlock's Dr Watson, only third audition so saw more. but wrote script thereafter with Matt's face in mind. I was too caught up to notice Amy is Amelia, or elderly Annette Crosbie Scottish too,

Really 45 minutes to save the world in 20. Rained out set stopped big plans. Arthur - 17 June 1982, same age as Matt - 29 Oct 1982, older than Amy - 28 Nov 1987. Little details show Rory-Amy relationship - he holds phone while she puts up hair, he grabs ties she misses (spoiler: continues even after centurion, at wedding he holds her shoes)

As child, Moffat drew Dr Who monsters. He chose eye-in-star now because easy to draw. Destined to this job. Tardis new bright blue exterior shell and white windows from old movies. Matt said tweed jackets different in long shot, close-ups on taps on different guy.
Deliberately returning to companion as seven year old.

Extra scene: is in the commentary section, without any commentary. deleted for good reason, not fantabulous.
1963 wooden police telephone box is stuck default. She asks, Are you a squid? He pushes her out the door.

"Confidential" video diary
Looking over the cameraman's shoulder when Matt checks out new features, hair still not ginger.
Chasing Amy Day 1 next to old TARDIS. Tour outside of trucks "unit base".
Morning Arthur - same outside of trucks raining, bundled up. Amy's bump belly dance (in other Confidentials). Dream Lord episode his wig, weaving hair sideburn. Catering truck. See Tardises - old dingy junk, new shiny glowy huge.

Disc 2
Preview: Torchwood dvd BBC

E3 Victory of the Daleks by Mark Gatiss
Churchill shows them Scottish Prof Bracewell's Ironsides invented in the month before they answered his call, but the Dr recognizes enemies from Time War, Daleks who destroy everything. His banging, questioning, was crazy wierd. Flashy effects but disappointing overall. Amy forgot last year's Canary Wharf disaster - question hangs unanswered for season. If Dalek DNA pure at first, they should not improv. "I don't give a damn if you're a machine. Are you a man?" - Churchill to Bracewell, who too instantly makes gravity bubble. Miss Breen lost her sweetheart over the Channel, but nobody cares. Illogical mish-mash and stalemates. I'd rather see real footage beside Spitfires, homage to Nov 11, anniversary show. Trailer.

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Bracewell is a robot and planet bomb, but Amy reminds him of human memories, his sweetheart. Wall crack made Amy forget, changed past. Not de-activating Bracewell is okay, but letdowns alround. Jubilee and Flintlock both lost, Danny Boy called off. We lose.
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E4 The Time of Angels
A Weeping Angel statue in the vault of crashed spaceship Byzantium endangers 6M inhabitants. Father Octavian (Iain Glen) takes River Song (Alex Kingston), who calls the Dr to help. Batttalion of 51st century soldiers might as well wear original Star Trek red shirts, The way lies through "Maze of the Dead" catacombs, 6 levels of tombs for two-headed people, but every statue has one head. Christian has the right answer "Just tell me", or Bob, "No" to "Come and see this". They should have insisted; entirely too frequent line on screen, like "Come on, let's go."; nobody says "Go on, let's come."

An immortal weeping angel is stone while you look; in a blink, at a touch, usually she steals your time energy, sends you back in time to live your life out in the past. Here they snap necks and kill, never explained why. Blink E3.1

Awesome cliff-hanger "you Never, Never put in a trap ... me"

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River calls 12K years forward on a flight box in ancient powerful Gallifreyan language. Words topple gods
D: "these words could burn stars, and raise up empires, and topple gods"
A: "What does it say?"
D: "Hello sweety."
catchphrase #4. Catchphrases.

River is trouble - lusciously lovely, striking, smart, competent, commanding, quick-thinking, fast shooting, sensible removing high heels, and mellow-voiced mysterious. But twenty years older (11 Mar 1963) than Matt (28 Oct 1982), almost double his age, I never see their flirting as serious. The only thing I don't like about her is "spoilers". catchphrase #7 above

Special Features:
Commentaries

E3 Victory of the Daleks by writer Mark Gatiss, Nicholas Briggs voice of Daleks, Barnaby Edwards inside some Daleks
Churchill (Ian McNeice) snapped forbidden photos; cigar was electronic. Set, damp freezing nuclear bunker in Swansea solid rock hillside, previously used for Cybermen. Unique hero bluffs himself out without offensive weapons, Tom Baker would kill with deadly Jelly Babies; this jammy dodger is plastic so not to crumble in heat and humidity.

Reason why Daleks in WW2 was cut because too much talk. Gatiss took name from "partner". Daleks in purple or green didn't work; orange is his favorite color. Blue Strategist voice is "high and antsy"; gruffer Supreme taxing. Last few working days of cigar factory invaded by Daleks. Commentators like Burton & Eastwood film "Where Eagles Dare"; war film is their "boy's paradise" with Daleks and Churchill. First they say Tom Baker had Brigadier, support, old regime still around, Matt on his own with Karen, hit ground running; then they note Churchill is long-time relationship. Like a shark, the Dr can't stop moving. Now immortal, Bracewell could return in 5M years same outfit and save Dr Who. The only reason they didn't see Bracewell in his pretty village was the expense of going to a pretty village.

E4 The Time of Angels by Karen Gillan, Steve Moffat
Lipsticked-out soldier is Mike Skinner, lead singer of cool "The Streets", says Karen. On Confidentials Disc 6 E13 NY visit, Matt exits cab singing first 3 lines that real band repeats faded into background. Has it come to this # oh o o o # original pirate material Trailer.

Episode director Adam Smith also directed Streets videos. Moffat says Matt's hair changes "spectacularly", Tardis 10 catches River; I can't tell.
Exchanging driving skill barbs, Tardis screeches because "You leave the brakes on" plus 3 minutes of "duff", because tide came in and cut scenes, including Karen's audition (I can't find).

Alex had her double do as much possible, except where Confidential watching wires. Moffatt destroyed fez; guess cowboy hat E6.1 was concession. Caves are real, and cold. Soldiers same as Puzzlewood, "great bunch of guys" K. Quiet eerie sounds add reality, though torch (flashlight) light-sabre zoom for stealth team odd. Amy's stone hand is sculpture of her own. Matt really bit skin, so Amy really screamed.
Confidential - Fez End
Stetsons are cool

Monster File - The Daleks talking heads
Writer Mark Gatiss shows new Daleks

Video Diary
At 5pm catering table. Matt likes egg sandwiches
Going Underground - Same sucked underground as Disc6 E8 Confidential, stand on boxes in tiny room, rubber flaps on top. If so scary, why not use double or CGI? Dirt in her nose, ears taped over helped with Amy's terror, but she has to repeat, still a bundle of nerves.
Hanging Around - yawn - double Stephanie demonstrates on wires for Amy "Kazza" E2 floating in space with wind machine

Disc 3
Preview dvd Primeval V2 S3

E5 Flesh and Stone (extra scene)
Recap to trapped with Weeping Angel army. Dr shoots artificial gravity bulb; they jump; now stand on ceiling. But to reroute power and open door needs lights out, so Angels advance. Creaking sound effects make the actresses realistic stone. Wow. Octavian warns River he will reveal her secret if more clerics lost. Way to safety is through oxygen factory forest. Amy is counting down for Angel in her eye. Crack is opening. Time to run. "That's extremely not good." (see funny YouTube atop review)

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The seemingly irrelevant moment where Dr asks Amy to trust her and remember what he said at age seven, tears eyes knowing later episodes. When she disobeys again, opens her eyes, she's only saved by grunt Marco; I do not like her at all when she nags with unimportant questions that can wait, or waits when she should be going. Dr ignores Octavian, killing him, at least Matt tears up, recognizes their contribution, their importance. Great ending. "Get a grip." "The angels have forgotten where they're standing ... the gravity of the situation." Whoosh. "Time can be rewritten." (Again, see YouTube reference)

Extra scene, why he is too old for human girls, flashes of past companions, A: "You're a bloke" D:"After 907 years, everything is just stuff." is more down to earth than last Firefly E14 Objects in Space commentary, where Joss Whedon fails to convey similar philosophy. (YouTube ref repeated from above)
You're a bloke - Deleted Scene

E6 The Vampires of Venice
(Watch for the real Croatian villager with her goat.) Dr takes Rory and Amy on pre-honeymoon to Venice 1580, where Signora Rosanna Calvierri schools girls, changes them into long teethed sun-shunners, quarantined city pretending plague outside. Amy runs toward screams; Rory retreats, sensibly; his lecture is mistimed. Dr may not believe in weapons, but others do. I didn't have to pause to see someone else climbing the tower with shorter hair parted on the close side instead of the far, wider face and body, should not be there at all. Trailer.

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10K fish alien husbands wait in canal for wives converted by blood transfusion, cannot be seen in mirror because of perception filter that hides appearance. Couldn't they cover Isabella to protect her; why can she stand on the pier in day? Why can the Calvierris? Why does the son jump in without turning off filter? How do the converted fly to the second floor? The big deal about Isabella's name makes no sense; Rosanna did know she was the deserter. Rory unlike 2K year faithful centurion later; Amy's "hit him" with broom is useless, mirror smarter. Rosanna could have mated and borne daughters in the canal, gone to sea with them, nonsensical ending for the purpose of adding guilt to Dr he has to forget.
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E7 Amy's Choice
Birdsong knocks them asleep, either drifting into cold "sun" in 14 minutes, freezing in Tardis or five years later in village, Rory doctor, Amy pregnant, where old people kill. Dream Lord says choose reality, or die there. Not a reality question about marriage happiness or Dr's evil center, because aliens in village too. D:"What's the logic?". There is none, just forcing her to decide between her boys. Trailer.

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When alien Eknodines from mouths of seniors breathes people into dust and kills Rory, Amy chooses other world, they drive truck into building, supposedly committing suicide. Not. Why did old guy hoist Rory instead of dusting? Why didn't Rory pile furniture against nursery door or leave out window? I do like Amy's calmness losing Rory, but she does go over the edge. Why don't they pile up together to keep warm? All the van passengers vanish - hint? If the Dream Lord was Dr's darkness, how did he control others? How does killing selves in dreams end poisonous psychic pollen?)
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Special Features

Commentary E6 The Vampires of Venice by director Jonny Campbell, writer Toby Whithouse, actor: Alex Price (son Francesco Calvierri)

Interior shot in working international school, Atlantic College, next to Cardiff. Toby often puts victim into trap, here Isabella at start, Amy later, join school. Rosanna (Helen McCrory) went to coach to learn crustacean movement. She weaves like fish. Her costume custom-made to copy outline of monster, and historical Hungarian vampiress. When perception filter fails, budget limits 3D creature shot to six seconds at a time, count them, so policy for invisible monsters.

Rory's stag guest seem old because genuine pub goers. City 3K years old? Original Roman gateway protected by UNESCO. Fishy family insignia everywhere I never noticed anywhere. Fish gargoyle on Rosetta's balcony I never noticed. CGI filled square with water instead of extras. Nicknamed Romeo square because Rory and Amy do balcony scene. Modern Venice has narrow alleyways and bells, kept that. First meeting place with girls (Gabriella Wilde, The Three Musketeer's Constance), Dr, and mirror, later torture chamber, is ladies loo. Library card photo is William Hartnell, first Doctor Who.

Girl dorm is room in Castle Coch, near Upper Boat studios, built for Marquesse du Bute, who stayed one night and refused. Big hair and nighties from 70s Hammer Horror. Lots of running girls.

Dessicated corpse pricey, reused old Dr Who prop. Staircase down to moat was behind restricted door in Caerphilly Castle. Green lighting to suggest alien technology hid that blood was supposed to be green. Meat hook, simple, scary, even just to hold blood bag. Helen suggested hurting Amy to point censor cut scenes. Companions have died; Rory does in next episode.

Run from College to Coch to moat tunnel to Caerphilly to Croatia, many locations. Comic thread of daisy chain covering mouths helps with lots of talk, focus on brainstorming Dr. Outside in College, Dr looks up in Croatia. Stands in front of door with live charge. Script too long, cut steward Carlo lines, fight with Dr, so let him steal loot - I noted the bag of goodies taken out the gate, but not him absconding

In the script Francesco steps calmly into water, Price wanted to dive onto crash mat - looks way better. Mummy fight needed revoicing over teeth, but he was used to them after some days. His sword hit chicken, but it didn't move. "Is that all you got, mate?" He had 20 different hisses.

Croatia church roof, French guy in Croatia really scaled, Matt inside studio. They say perception filter stuck in human form, but she takes it off, so that makes no sense. Was truly freezing cold water, tugged under by divers, foam added CGI.

Monster File - Weeping Angels 11'
Childhood game, Granma's Footsteps, I never heard of. Original "Blink" episode hints normal ubiquitous church gargoyles can be trouble. Many steps to dressing process. Even the disfigured crumbling, and partially, are all real girls. Even scarier. Cardboard wings didn't work moving. Rigid latex skirts, feels like nappy. Custom masks but eyes covered, stiff, put on last minute because awkward. Wear 10 hours, glued on, unlike Clockwork costume. So cold they couldn't breathe or we'd see breath, costumes hot. Confidential - 2' Making Weeping Angels

Extra Scene - Meanwhile in the Tardis - see regular scenes above
D:"I'm not a typical bloke." "I'm a space Gandalf". A: "I'm getting mixed signals."
D: "I can't see it. You can see it. And when you can see it, I can see it." "Everything is just stuff." "Make all of space and time your backyard, and what do you have? A back yard." You're a bloke - Deleted Scene

Disc 4
Preview dvd BBC Torchwood Children of Earth trailer

E8 The Hungry Earth part 1 by Chris Chibnall
Deepest-ever drill 2020s threatens life support for cold-blooded lizards (Homo Reptilia), species gone dormant centuries before, and wakes warriors. Hole takes Mo (Alun Raglan), night worker, father of Eliot (Samuel Davies) gotta have cute kid, then Amy. How many times does she hear "Keep away", "Run", before she listens? Not heroic. Rory and Dr stop to argue, with minutes left, and mom Ambrose (Nia Roberts) yammers, brings weapons, blames others, runs off, complains. Eliot ran off without permission; Dr apologizes to him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqjrqVzNiVk E5.8 Hungry Earth trailer

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Ten minutes is not enough to set up surveillance round church. Why doesn't grandad Tony (Robert Pugh) ask Dr for antidote? Couldn't Silurian Aleya (Neve McIntosh same as sister Restac) escape van? Dr and drill head scientist Nasreen (Meera Syal) go down to negotiate hostage exchange, find vast civilization instead of small tribe.)
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E9 Cold Blood part 2
Ambrose kills Aleya, starts war, restarts drill set to kill Silurians. Military leader Restac (Neve McIntosh, same as sister Aleya) orders execution of all apes.
Trailer.

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Dr did not have to tell Silurians that humans killed other tribe. Dr calls Ambrose "less than the best of humanity"; she deserves death; her son already better, pointless advice "make him best" - Dr Aleya's body could've waited for later diplomacy. Cryo-chambers set for another thousand years; Nasreen and infected Tony hibernate too. Eliot may accept Dr's request for legends to prepare for peace with second race; I'd bet impossible. I recognize the warning siren from Sontarans. Underground time crack yields scrap of Tardis sign, and disssolves Rory, shot by time crack, so Amy forgets him. Amy kept saying to go, Dr stays, Rory dies.
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E10 Vincent and The Doctor by Richard Curtis
Van Gogh (Tony Curran), pronounced Goff, painting of church has alien in window, so Dr takes Amy back to investigate. Vincent can see murdering monster nobody else can, and Amy\s inner tears.. Funny after E6 Venice, knowing official Dr Who policy is invisible aliens, liimited by budeget to appear whole for six seconds max at a time. Vincent's fingers are closest to the door they slam on the beast, ouch. Trailer.

Absolutely amazing paintings, some I have seen for real, even better. A favorite standalone plot, no soap-opera complexities, discontinuations, unfinished ends,mystery "silents" threads. Some helpless giggles, startling jumps, regretful tears. Deals naturally with mental troubles. Heart warming ending, The Dr cannot save, but brings happiness, hope, care to depressed empty sobbing soul.

"Van Gogh is the finest painter of them all. Certainly, the most popular great painter of all time. The most beloved. His command of color the most magnificent. He transformed the pain of his tormented life into ecstatic beauty. Pain is easy to portray, but to use your passion and pain to portray the ecstasy and joy and magnificence of our world - no-one had ever done it before. Perhaps no-one ever will again. To me, that strange wild man who roamed the fields of Provence was not only the world's greatest artist, but also one of the greatest men who ever lived."
Song "Chances" by Westlife - background music only first 54" seconds
Westlife - "You Raise Me Up"

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Baby Krafayis left behind when wounded, blinded. Couldn't they throw paint, flour, something overtop to show it? Net, trap, deliver home? Vincent would have painted the Tardis, so impressed by innards. When the unappreciated genius hears future eulogy of his greatness, that is tears-to-eyes time.
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Special Features

Commentary E9 In Cold Blood director Ashley Way, actor: Mo (Alun Raglan), s.a.d. second ass't director: James Dehaviland
Sets often recycled. Underground tunnel same as Byzantium corridor in E4,5. Alun dirt in mouth, scary stunt sucked in hole. They say he is very tall, but I couldn't find on internet. Cut scene with frozen dog and hedgehog in Silurian listings. Restac had the red bits on face. Wanted old enemy redesigned - beautiful, show eyes and mouth for emotion, mask for scary hi-tech. Only 4, multiply by re-shooting actors and computer trickery. Scene where viewer couldn't see Ambrose torture Aleya cut because too scary.

Ashley killed 2 of 6 Torchwood leads, different. When Neve got England-Wales rugby tickets, makeup removal took 20 minutes instead of usual hour. Ashley never saw Neve or Stephen Moore (Eldane, chief Silurian) without lizard faces. Moore invented confrontation sniffing and hand salute for Silurian culture. Ashley watched old Peter Davison and Jon Pertwee Silurian shows; this has similar feel, human relationship aspect. Drill set at Mir Steel in Newport, like other Dr Who, Torchwood episodes. Pugh also in Torchwood.

Tower Colliery was last working deep-cast mine in Wales. For corpse in blanket, kept wrapping smaller crew members, Pugh really sweating by last take. Reshot death scene because eyes open too creepy. Reshot Rory memories. Inside Tardis is Torchwood Hub, still red dragon on side.

Monster File - The Silurians
Confidential - Monster File - Silurians - Background Muse Uprising
Dr Who and the Cave-Monsters book by Malcom Hulke gives names and identitie to formerly rubber wobblies.
Not monsters, species with need and purpose. New eyes and mouths can smile, covered ears muffle voice to self, hinder speech. Now beautiful.

Video Diary Confidential
Where We Work - Matt carries camera, hosts tour, hie trailer to E12 Pandorica, maybe biggest Dr Who set ever in Studio 5. Crew, Cleopatra, all bundled up for cold. Faces to credit names. Kaz "on the plural" means see double chin. Teasing silly banter boring nest to zinger scripts.

Disc 5
Preview dvd Jekyll - modern Jekyll and Hyde

E11 The Lodger by Gareth Roberts
Dr Who takes room with pudgy Craig Owens (James Corden), while upstairs lures innocent bystanders to death with image of previous victim, prevents Amy landing Tardis, stains ceiling. Lots of funny bits. Dr jumps out of shower with Craig's electric toothbrush to save landlord, susses out edgy love between landlord and best friend blonde Sophie (Daisy Haggard). Time loop at soccer match Dr wins (see extras, 8-0) sprays beer from snap-top beer can. Trailer.

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No easy-peasy Spock mind-meld, Dr head butts Craig to explain fast. Craig has to concentrate on staying for Sophie to break alien ship emergency program already killed 17 while seeking potential pilot. Crack behind fridge. Amy finds engagement ring box.
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E12 The Pandorica Opens by Steven Moffat
Van Gogh paints exploding Tardis, door sign has map coordinates and time. Stonehenge 102 AD marks vault for "the most feared thing in the universe", greatest warrior of all time. Alliance of all Dr Who enemies await opening. River enlists Romans. Hilarity overtaken by huge danger. Even knowing reruns, this feels like the end. Trailer.

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Fake horse riding silly after seeing extra features first. Alliance mistakenly believe Dr causes cracks in time, imprison him. Romans turn traitor, androids (plasitic Nestene Consciousness from E9.1). Rory, centurion, cannot help shooting Amy, but they both remember then. River inside Tardis caught in time loop, exploding. Double the agony, because no friend can break their hero from the trap they discover. I missed first time, that Rory comes back as a centurion because Amy's memories used to create the Romans included costume party photo of him as Roman, her as kissogram cop.
D: "If something can be remembered, it can come back.)
In Confidential, Karen said she flicked on the sonic screwdriver by accident here. Goodbye Amy

E13 The Big Bang by Steven Moffat
Two centuries after Pandorica, 1996 Amelia Pond 7 prays to Santa about wall crack, paints vanished night stars, gets Museum flyer to attend Pandorica exhibit, another note to stay, hides till night, her hand opens box, sees Amy inside. Rusted Dalek revives. One of Best Ever episodes. Totally Unpredictable, even as repeats. Biggest explosion. Ever.

Flashback to Rory talking to Amy's limp body, when Dr appears with fez and broom, but universe still collapsing. Hilarity, hijinks, chases, and action, danger, simultaneously.

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By jumping back and forth leaving instructions, universe saved. Absolutely the best. Astonishing unforgettable surprise when Rory stays. Absolutely awful when Dalek shoots him down; River confronts it; it trembles.
D: "Records indicate you will show mercy. You are an associate of the Doctor's."
R: " I'm River Song. Check your records again."

Hope bounces up and down. A tear, bowtie, suspenders, something old, new, borrowed, blue ....
Dr: "I've got a future. That's nice."
Confidential Rory Dies

Special Features (tiresome having repeat shot of Dr "Bingo!" for extras)

Commentary E13 The Big Bang by director Toby Haynes, actors: Karen Gillan, Arthur Devill
House is original footage. "Tobes" took 6 takes to get Amelia running down stairs as in rehearsal. In left lower corner, quarter screen size box holds three headphone decked participants, seated in front of table mikes, Toby talks, Karen giggling agrees, Arthur pays attention to Amelia's "such a good grumpy face". First two encourage Arthur to also bring his mum to watch, like they did. Yawn.

Camera is child height. Spielberg does people in awe at unseen. Karen likes when Toby plays music, easier to get mood.

Mud 4am, tents blown away, Karen held breath, her "dead acting", while Rory mourns. When she wakes, lifting Amelia's hair was unscripted. Perfect. Costumes matched purposefully. River clothed cross of Princess Leia and Hans Solo. Warnings about plastic are from classic Who Autons. Shot some in Cardiff Museum for reality, but wooly mammoth sound kept going off. Freeze frame shows the extra hand cum gun Arthur lifts when River stays to shoot Dalek, who trembles for real. Dying in Pandorica, in rehearsal, Matt made Karen cry for real. By the end of series money running out for effects. Sonic on was real mistake (see above Youtube Goodbye Amy). Toby shook cameraman shaking camera.

Flashbacks made second day, before anyone knew how series played out. Puzzlewood Forest E4,5 filmed first. Caitlin fell asleep for real. Tardis old, new, borrowed, blue speech nailed on first take. Mill special effects fold put twinkly stars back in sky, I didn't notice before.Wall of photos is Karen's real friends; they didn't notice. CGI toothbrush, Arthur just opened mouth. After wedding dancing, he held Amy's shoes. She laughed for real at drunk giraffe. Last shot one of first made. Karen added extra goodbye to script. They suggest Xmas special about Orient Express, but is a fun take-off Dickens' Christmas Carol, with a flying shark, an aging scrooge and his annual sweetie visit. Confidential - Xmas 2010

Monster File Confidential - The Alliance - Confidential
River's listing cut: Dalek, Cybermen, Nestene (Auton duplicate Romans), Judoon, Sontaran, Silurian, Terileptil, Slitheen, Chelonian, Drahvin, Sycorax, Haemo-goth, Zygon, Atraxi (attack was for Prisoner Zero, not enemies), Draconia.
I've not heard of all, depended on what iconic classic and raid passable condition costumes from storage.
Blowfish, Uvodni, Roboforms, Hoix, Autons
Amy's first encounter, with cyber-head funny this time 'round. Knowing the sword comes through the door, I still jump.

Out-Takes
Starts with Dream Karen's pregnant belly wobble, more dances, stone angels macarena, laugh out loud at Byzantium soldier's unintentional rhythm and fall, dead serious "Amy, this is very important. The angel is full of forests.". Even "Confidential" goofs - squeaky squawky birdish noise behind Matt on about Daleks, getting locked out of Tardis ... Confidential - Out-Takes. Macarena (stone angel dance above 30")

Disc 6
Preview modern Hamlet with David Tennant, Patrick Stewart. I preferred Tennant in "United" as soccer coach, ties into Dr11's soccer game.

"Confidential" Shows

Tabloid style investigations from BBC introduced by memorable clips set to techno tune. Behind the Scenes intersperses blips - on set over shoulder of crew, show, cast interviews, sets, special effects. Made before the next series unveiled the answers.
Confidential - River Song

E1 Call Me the Doctor Sep 2009
Script read around long table, narrator head writer Steven Moffat, Matt in spectacles. Tour brand new glowy "pimped up" twice as big mirrors, taps, gears, bells, stairs levels TARDIS "giant playground" - Matt. New costume suits way he moves - Amy

E2 All About the Girl
Amy Pond (Karen Gillan). Art department converts old factory to Starship UK, floor area to slippery giant whale tongue. They do own stunt sliding into goo. "This is our job". "mad kooky energy Karenness" - Matt

E3 War Games
New improved enemy Daleks too, bigger, colored bright. Writer Mark Gatiss (Danny Boy pilot's voice and TV Sherlock's Mycroft Holmes) guides tour of real underground Blitz Churchill (here Ian McNeice) museum, actual wartime footage. Effect of Spitfire dogfight in space.

E4 Eyes Wide Open
Weeping Angels are mostly 2-3 hours stone paint on masked actresses, can't scratch itch (see Monster File, Confidential, above). River Song (Alex Kingston) loved wires and wind machine, did herself, landed on top of Matt rehearsal idea, tried to politely, kneed him accidentally more than once. Dust in Amy's eye effect, pocket of dust on sealed off eye.

E5 Blinded by the Light
Counting down to death, angel in her eye, walk for real, through forest, eyes closed, had to fall on crash mat against instinct. The whole crack in wall series theme came from Moffat's son's bedroom wall. Final kiss for silly fun flusters the wise 907 year old.

E6 Death in Venice
Real Venice too commercialized, so shot there after Trogir, Croatia. Locals were extras. Old lady and goat were real We visit for 16th century plague background, tour DaCosta Museum. In Venice, I saw a personal home that to me looked like a museum. from a nearby village, tricky because she had no English. Added chickens, eels. Matt noted great work ethic with vampire girls; my guess is low cut dresses. Space fish.

E7 Arthurian Legend
Rory (Arthur Darvill), also in specs, reads through script. Dream Lord alternate reality has Amy pregnant and Rory doc in rat-tail "Britney wig" asks "Kazza" Karen what bump made of? Belly buttoned latex, and lentil boobs. She demos belly dance. Oldsters on zimmer frames with open mouths, scary - writer Simon Nye. Fake hit with fake wood looks and sounds real after. When Rory dies, Amy knows he's the one.

E8 After Effects
All steps of process. Karen scared, really sucked down through earth, holds her breath while. Edit few weeks. CGI, such as matte of underground city. Few days to balance color, contrast, photoshop-type continuity. Foley sound artist - replaces, add physical, prep for other countries languages. New TARDIS sounds: out last year's creaky door, in long past year's hum. New synthetic sonic screwdriver, change for moving around, actions. Cyberman stomp.

E9 What Goes On Tour
Underground Silurian fight where sonic explodes ray guns. Promotion tour bus stars Matt and Karen plus support staff for launch of new series. Belfast screening of first episode, schoolkids, shorter than the seats, scream. Karen's hometown Inverness under umbrellas, lineups, mobs, signing photos. Sunderland Uni, small fry in uniforms plus grey hair teachers. Salford more orange umbrellas, poses in front of TARDIS. Nortthampton Matt's old school, massive crowd, multiple floors, band play theme song for entrance. Uck. Suits and ties except on musicians, balcony with oldsters. Oy. Three days, 900 miles.

E10 A Brush With Genius
Van Gogh in Croatia again, 1400 miles away. Writer Richard Curtis set Cafe Terasse from painting changed so much I don't know why they bothered using a location at all. In LA Getty Museum with Van Gogh (Tony Curran) to see real Irises Dec 1888 and others. One year in asylum fave 130 paintings. Doctor cannot save from "mental complexities" - heartbreaking, yes.

E11 Extra Time
Amy checks Greenwich Obervatory for space, telescope, planetarium, and modern world standard time, prime meridian, zero base imaginary (real laser) line dividing East and West hemispheres. Matt plays football soccer for pub team, brilliant, doesn't need choreography, faked like a real sports broadcasted 8-0. Craig (James Corden) is everyman secretly in love with his close girl friend Sophie. Our galaxy, Milky Way has 150 billion stars, so we hope for life. Telescope 28", biggest in UK, best, clear Saturn, 80 moons.

E12 Alien Abduction
Cliffhanger - Dr locked into Pandorica by mighty alien alliance. Matt, Alex, Karen ride bouncy seat on back of truck alongside from here obviously wigged doubles. Tired as if used real riding muscles. Alex at least knew the horse motion for a gallop is more rolling than bouncing. I liked galloping; I did not like trotting.

E13 Out of Time
Wedding Finale and visit to New York with hundreds camped out lineups of teens and growed-upses as well as the UK size kids. Miskin Manor N of Cardiff, shook up like real, but gate-crashing head table cuz guestss all strangers. No alcohol, fizzy water. Dr at the heart of the explosion, plants memory of borrowed blue, and River drops TARDIS like book. Tears. Brings back the soul of the little girl who believed in madman and magic. Starts slow, breath of wind. Matt truly graceful, invented "drunk giraffe" routine. Steve Moffat loves weddings, gives Amy a bangup party. Teaser to next season - Who is River Song? 6.1 Coming to America

Trailers: somewhat repetitive, minor variations and cutdowns on a terrific heart-pounding theme. If the BBC-One time varies 6:05-6:40, how do the Brits ever keep track? 9 Teasers, 7 Episodic, 4 Finale, International (U.S., Canada)

If you miss the voice of David Tennant, an animated "Dreamland" with now-wife Georgia Moffat as Cassie, foils the Viperox invasion in Area 51 with a little grey Asgard-like scientist, his little grey wife. Like the original Star Trek Klingons, any race can turn friendly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asgard_(Stargate)
Clip #1/7, #2 overlaps #1, #3
Badwolf

E1 An Unearthly Child 47 years ago says Karen Gillan one of Pompei crazy priestesses in Dr9

Cowboys and Aliens

dvd "Cowboys and Aliens" 5* could be "Cowboys, Bandits, Injuns, 'took your form to walk among you Woman', child (Noah Ringer - Last Airbender martial artist, Interview ) and 'Dog' take on Demon Aliens". Enemies cooperate. Daniel Craig aces close-mouthed Jake Lonergan - amnesiac hoarse wanted outlaw who left his gang for a whore and lost her to gold-hungry giant monster invaders (despite iffy 007).

Bam, boom, blood, punch, kick, splat, gunshots, burning skeletons, real explosions falls and pulls at night total believable effects.

One kiss between the bright blue eyed Ella (Olivia Wilde) and Jake before the last suicidal run while gruff racist Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde (Harrison Ford) saves the Apache chief and the day. Few darkly comic or tender moments - remember only English, break hand to free chain, Doc (Sam Rockwell) who becomes a man, adopted son Nate Colorado (Adam Beach) acknowledged - mostly tough pioneer spirit against the odds. Full of surprises.

Hard grey spaceship in red sandy canyons against green sage brush, and inside 'haunted house' ship set to creepy and galloping score. Spiritual aspect is "good men do bad things and bad men do good things." "God don't care who you were, son, only who you are." Small screen was scary; big screen would be wheeyowww.

Asides:
Rare show where Claiborne cowboys are acted by three Taylors. Real life relatiives look and walk and talk alike, fictional never do. Dancers include Lariat Geronimo, Freddie Apache, stuntmen Jonathan Crazybull and Gray Wolf Herrara, among others innocuous. Are those stage names or true?

(Spoiler

sh for another re-incarnated spirit.)

Bonus:
Finding the story - based on comic book explains the larger than life blowup of kids' bedrooms play
Outer-space icon - scarred slimy icky reptilian, beastly claws and teeth plus out-gunned high tech conquerors, deep-sea insect from space, split long bones so not fake man in suit (like bottom-budget Alien Armageddon)
Scope of the Spectacle - Actors did most of their own riding and high wire pull backflip stunts.

Director Commentary - Jon Favreau (Ron Howard, Steven Spielberg involved)
Like samurai, Jake senses before audience. Traditional costumes and images to sway subconscious. No depending on blue screen, "practical", such as a real heat wave, miniatures, and on the spot gags make the show authentic. Product placement of original 7-11, Southland ice cream cart, best I've seen. Western heros suffer great loss although town celebrates.

Questions
• If the aliens hide in the dark, don't see well in the light, why do they whomp us in the bright desert glare?
• Why does Ella run off without bracelet to destroy ship with bracelet, not knowing Jake would follow with the bracelet?
• Why bother with a hummingbird if it couldn't be Ella?

Cowboy Legends TCM - in progress

dvd "Cowboy Legends" Collector's Set 8+ hours John Wayne, Roy Rogers, Hopalong Cassidy (William Boyd), and Gene Autry in black and white, from 1934-49. This purchase was triggered by my love of Louis L'Amour westerns: authentic flavors from real experience, research, and campfire tall tales, author's website has official book-based films.

On YouTube: Canada's 50 year copyright expired, even U.S. 75 on some; minimal ads; some blurry; surprisingly many films, TV shows, books, related videos; grouped by hero, for your delectation. Filled in clips and asides - started reviews. Hoped posting earlier would let you can watch more before I do, but one full movie gone, maybe others will vanish.

TCM dvd - doesn't ship to Canada, L'Amour films, L'Amour books, Western TV shows, hundreds, Toy company sponsored Playlist

I. John Wayne
1 Hell Town 1937 55'
Hell Town from Zane Grey full

2 The Man From Utah 1934 51'
Man from Utah full

II. Hopalong Cassidy (William Boyd), side-kick California (Andy Clyde)
Kindergarten kiddy nickname "Hoppy" applied to big strong gun-fighter. Knockout punches sound like slap. Official. Unofficial Fan site - Boyd photos. Trailer. Buy DVD.

3* 3 Border Patrol 1943 65' Full
Rocky pine scenery could be wonderful earthy reds and succulent greens if in color. Hero Hopalong Cassidy (William Boyd) in black on white horse good contrast; handsome dark deputy Johnny (Jay Kirby) adds romantic interest; comic relief is goofy sidekick California (Andy Clyde); female (Inez - Claudia Drake) is stupid, stubborn, and dangerous without redeeming qualitiy. "A man can't get in trouble flirting with food" unless the senorita slips in fierce chili peppers. After she sees Texas Ranger Hoppy and his deputies standing over dying man, hot-tempered hacienda owner seeking missing Mexicans, especially her "novio" Enriqué, forces the trio across to Mexico at gunpoint. California translates "novio" as uncle for smitten Johnny. The sensible Commandant (Duncan Renaldo) reviews their credentials and accepts their help in the search for 25 kidnap victims, maybe others from American side.

Rumor is the Silver Bullet mine in the mountains needs workers. (Echoes of hilarious exciting Zorro with Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.) Sheriff Orestes Krebb (Russell Simpson) "the law here" is bartender and judge, convinces the trailing senorita to testify against the interlopers for murder, sentences the trio to hang after dinner, when cooler. Hoppy whispers for her to tour mine. Finally she pays attention to the evidence, and offers to cook, including prisoners' last meal. California tries to refuse, others lost appetite.

Spoilers:
"Rocks in the pickles" turn out to be bullets for the gun hidden under flatbread in bean pot. Girl watches until Handsome lifts her behind his saddle. She takes another mount and leads to mine, and her sweetheart Enriqué (George Reeves). Yahoo! Shoot-out getaway chases. Dramatic death falls. Triumphant trumpet fanfares.

4* 4 Doomed Caravan 1941 62'
Handsome shy guy this time is Lucky Jenkins (Russell Hayden). Jane Travers (Minna Gombell), uncle Stephen Westcott (Morris Ankrum), niece Diana Westcott (Georgia Hawkins)
Good old days knew how to open, with "shootin' shindig" bangup battle, blazing houses, wagons, rifles; hats peer round wheels; gang flee mounted. Hoppy brings gold bullion to stern same-age Jane politely "Can I hold the gun for you ma'am?". Whether tree frogs or crickets, country background sound reverberates realistically. Outlaws from Crescent City want funds to take over settlement, ambush soldier troop, steal uniforms. Hoppy suspects their unusual total number twelve, fatal bullet holes "cigarette burns", scruffy boots, and initials J.F. on Sergeant Spencer's hat. Hoppy apologizes, changes mind on support duty, back-trails to find circling vultures, blood-stained clothes, evidence against disguised bandits, fast gallop to catch up. Doesn't that waste ammo scaring instead of targeting? Good to see gals whip gun from villain and charge off.

Lucky is the blabbermouth screwup whose bragging in front of pretty Diana betrays them to traitor Stephen and villain, who suggests fiesta distraction, to jail old Governer Don Pedro and gold wagon train. Helped by senora Carmen, who fed always-hungry California, Hoppy escapes. Tussling in the dark, gunshot flashes most effectively. No need for fancy computerization. If unarmed good guys out-number bad guys, why don't they jump them in surprise? Jane again participates, pausing to change from dress to comfortable clothes. Dust cloud chases dust cloud. How could they tell good from bad?

III. Roy Rogers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=yjx3-opoNOs Roy sings Yippee-Aye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=dJurH2LG1XI Elton John sings Roy Rogers 2 verses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7KvENCLUyY Roy TV, Desert Fugitive, from Toy playlist

5 Hands Across the Border 1944 53' Full

6 Billy the Kid Returns 1938 57' Full

7 The Eyes of Texas 1947 70' Clip Trigger gargles, fist fight. Judge Roy Bean TV episode, from Toylist

IV. Gene Autry
TV - Outlaw of Blue Mesa, Toylist
& Champion horse gets first bill. Songs from start to stop FF.

2* 8 Riders of the Whistling Pines 1949 69' Trailer
Many gimmicks spoil realism: phony chorus supporting solo rider, symmetrical styrofoam boulder rolling downhill, flat painted background for runaway buggy, stock footage of timber operations, fake biplane skyscape. Complicated plot with infected forest. Sweet adult male soprano evokes eunuchs; vocals pleasant more comprehensible than modern, except for "dooley ooley ooh" yodels; Hollywood plucked brows but didn't surgically mass-snip noses. If big dance distracting, why should good guys find villains? Screwdriver, handy phone-ringing watch, and fire-extinguisher foam smarter than punch-ups. Stupid big-mouth babe has pointy bra-boobs, no brains, blabbers twice. Her second slip discloses Gene has bullet to identify killer by ballistics.

Sauntering on horseback, Gene singin', pal drinkin', riding to home ranch, tries out new rifle on mountain lion, thinks he accidentally shoots friend forester Carter, but fleeing charge did before he could phone about infestation they discovered. Villain shows head forester Mitchell. Carter's screechy daughter Helen swears revenge. Doctor Dan gives her "life insurance" money and assistant job offer. Gene reports bugs to Mitchell, but villain tags along to ambush him.

Supervising job dangerous - DDT spray 100K acres from low elevation flying, plus building strip in 30 days, offer job to Gene, but he already sold his ranch to caretakers. Fellow foresters confess they gummed up sights too low on new gun, so Gene realizes someone else killed Carter, and takes job after all. Villains stir up ranchers against pesticide, poison stock and wildlife with super potent solution, spread rumors. Pilot Joe drinking on the job illegal in Canada 24 hours before flight. Law

1* 9 The Big Show 1936 53'
Opening credits with names under top half body shots helpful: roll-eyed buffoon Smiley Burnett, Kay Hughes, Sally Payne, Willliam Newell, Max Terhune, singing groups white or black, none mixed. Full YouTube video gone, maybe others in listing.

Motion picture crew highlights Gene, stand-in double for star Ford, in speeded up silent style, fight Injuns chasing wagon, slide under horses too, cum Indiana Jones, but corny jokes, such as split pants, ambitious stunt man jumps into horse rear end instead of on top. Ford takes off on vacation, so Beany-hat convinces Gene to fill in at personal appearance Dallas Centennial and fool old man Schwarz. When truck skids off and lets horned steers loose, pretty owner Mary jibes Gene into chasing them down, he wrassles last into ditch by hand, and Beany says Gene is Ford.

Ford owes gambling debt to Tony Rico, who hears parade on radio, goes after Gene, forces at gunpoint signature on cheque. FF. Being inducted into Texas Rangers is fine, adoring female fans ripping off long underwear pants not so fine. Ventriloquist dummy, more songs. FFF. Ford and real fiancee hear radio songs and newspaper article about engagement to Mary. On phone, stupid beanie head says "we're just rehearsing" instead of calling police, then Rico blackmails pal for $25K by 4, or he blows whistle. Beany telegrams for cash to Schwarz, where real Ford, who cannot sing, has just stormed in. Rico and two thugs run off with satchel of money, just as Gene confesses on radio, singing preferred by audience. Beany describes two dark suits, one grey, calls on Rangers to keep on fair grounds, but trio hear, change clothes, escape in stagecoach. Gene does trademark jump on from back of horse. Squeaky curly blonde follows in rickshaw. Big chase. FF.

Spoilers:
Blonde took money when thugs changing clothes. Rickshaw fell into river. Beany jumps in after rickshaw. Last scene Gene proposing to Mary, singing cowboy poster outside shows success. Song Nobody's Darling. Full Big Show

Cars Life 2 - Sparky

"Cars Life 2" 2* is NOT Disney Pixar. Sparky trailer Rebellious gullible red Sparky wants a $399 GPS but refuses to listen to his dad Fender at El Coche Gas-n-Go on Route 6, and falls asleep so dishonest Diesel across the road seduces away city critic Conrad Camshaft, and tricks him into risky circus stunts. Simple Gumby-like outlines on flat cactus desert; pink coupe Speedy overlooks country cousin hybrid Zipper. I'll keep looking for Route 66 Radiator Springs original.

Cars 2 - Mater, McMissile

"Cars 2" 4* (5* if plotline continued more Euro spies than Mater goofs) stars sporty steel gray Finn McMissile (Michael Caine) sneaking over moon-high Pacific rolling swells to invade hidden oil platforms, photograph monocled foreign scientist Professor Zündapp and apparent camera, witness crushed British agent, spin on high-wire acrobatics, explosive chase maneuvers ... then diverts.

Brits constantly save rusty truck Tow Mater (Daniel Whitney aka Cable Guy) ignorant of holding device, photographic evidence snapped at sea. Bestie Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) races at World Grand Prix hosted by Sir Miles Axelrod (Eddie Izzard). Oil thugs follow to Tokyo, Italy, Paris, then finally London. British agent (office backup, not experienced in field) pink Holly Shiftwell (Emily Mortimer) and Finn "British Intelligence - are you CIA?" rescue Mater "average Intelligence, triple A affiliated" while his stupidity distracts McQ into losing the first race to suave Francesco Bernoulli (John Turturro). The occasional spark hardly compensates for continual screwups endangering everyone. When his ticking bomb finally gets through to just as obtuse McQ, why do they not disconnect? Last minute guess in front of the Liz Queen who can voice-deactivate borders on lucky. (PS car Guido voiced by Guido) Trailer

Bonus Features
Directors' Commentary by John Lasseter, Brad Lewis
Wanted new emotional story for sequel, so start with boat juxtapose with old world in Radiator Springs at drive-in. Lasseter and five sons love spy movies like Bourne series. Spiffy gadgets, weapons, even hologram disguise roof gadget were design dreams come true. Inspirations were 1 cut movie within movie scene from Cars1 with first date Sally-McQ 2 Cars1 publicity toured world noted roadways 3 Cars1 publicity at glamourous Spain Grand Prix. North by Northwest classic about innocent entangled by espionage. Finn's gadgets important. His kid didn't know what a "lemon" was, so introduced Otis, from town drunk on Andy Griffith show. Wanted tribute to Paul Newman Doc Hudson, so renamed Cup, but falls flat if Cars1 not remembered or known. Turn Wheel Well Hotel into fancy restaurant "where we would want to go". Torturro was so funny, imitating friends, that Francesco's role grew.

Teams scouted locations to car-ify details - architecture and all; they say you can see car parts, I can't. Songs important in Cars1; Weezer redid Cars "You Might Think". Red Bull invited them to their glamourous Museum of Modern Art party, pits, everywhere; in Hawaiian shirt, Lasseter felt out of place like Mater. Cars1 had real drivers like Mario Andretti, so Jeff Gorvette (Gordon in Corvette). World champion Lewis Hamilton late to recording in cool Mercedes, ran out of gas, used up by girlfriend, filled tank himself. Wanted Holly strong, from sexy to smartest; Finn video game old school; Holly latest high-tech. Japanese toilet really does have crazy, unreadable to English, buttons.

Mater is brilliant, about cars; junkyard owner knows parts. Electromagnetic pulse really does heat and expand certain fuels. Killing American agent Redline conveys exposition and fatal peril of villains. Broadcaster Brent real 35 years in American TV announcing sporting events, so they asked him to reshape scripts. Used throaty Formula 1 engine roars instead of music for race sequence. In everyday real life, hearing them nearby was just noise. In airports, where humans take shoes off, cars take tires off, makes no sense, just like our red-tape inconvenient security measures. Grem orange gremlin, and Acer green Pacer are thugs to support bad guy who represents big oil interests, undercover in high position.

Siddeley (nod to British WW2 aerospace history) spy jet part of expansion to planes, boats and trains. John train nut, so Stevenson high-speed spy train. John kisses wife Nancy on Pont des Arts, bridge on Seine, so "gift to her" cars kiss onscreen. Made 3D short film Knick Knack in 1989, before theatres could show 3D. Tuscany-style village named Carsoli after Casoli, hometown of their composer. Uncle Topolini voiced by famous Italian actor Franco Nero, so his wife Vanessa Redgrave, voices wife Mama Topolino, then Queen of England.

Corsa means racetrack, so Porta Corsa inspired by three places: Portofino, Italian Riviera cliff-side Positano, Monte Carlo. If dad-gum & shoot expletives tricky to translate as misconstrued voice commands, watching with French voices or captions catches curiosity. Palm fronds on top, Hot(el) sign around neck, whizzed past too fast; meant to resemble crazy Francesco fan. Big Ben gears only size of coffee table, so Big Bentley gears result of artistic license.

Mater dream sequences were from before, higher viewpoint. Crown on Bentley-Rolls Queen is jewelled luggage rack. London is overcast to save time for lighting, but that is real life London. Spy theme music for Finn is surf guitar, electric banjo for Mater. Prof lands on balloon - who knew was event mascot Globie? Falling beer glass in pub on thugs most costly sequence to animate. When the ending became Mater finding himself, redid whole story to point away from Axelrod, except for details Mater would know. I did not know why Mater was making silly faces before his knighting ceremony; he was making faces at the high-hat sentries; I had no urge - people do?.

John likes epilogues, so back to Springs and tall tale. Previewer suggested Holly be girlfriend. Final race in Springs shows participants from Grand Prix safe, alive, once part of Cars1. Those are hay bales on end lining the track? Bales nowadays are huge circles. Bales 9sec

Closing dialogue copies Cars1. Ghost of Otis left when Mater rockets away puzzled, is layer of dust settling after long wait. End credits song paired Cars1 Brad Lewis with Robbie Williams UK singer. Postcards over a map confused, record journey across Europe via Australia and Hawaii, hardly enroute, before best buds return home. That could be Cars3, but what about Holly? any strong female? instead of same old bromance?

Chance brought Cars1 on TV tonight, recap Doc Hudson sentencing brash rookie McQ to re-asphalt Route 66 for Radiator Springs; porsche Sally, cow-tipping Mater, and the crashed racer Hudson revitalize his heart, so he pushes the smashed King over the Piston Cup finish line ahead of his ambitions. Bonus short was Time Travel Mater, where Mater gets a billboard clock in his engine, and travels back to keep town founder Stanley on site, and waylay sweetheart Model T Ford Lizzie.

(Whodunit Spoiler:
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Axelrod is mastermind villain.)

Extra Shorts:

Hawaiian Vacation 5:50 Tee-Hee-Haw Toy Story gang help Barbie and Ken consummate romantic first kiss. Trailer :28

Air Mater 5:22 Tall Tale Mater dad-gum flew backwards into being a Falcon Hawk acrobat, broke the sound barrier, and oops, wings. Trailer :40

Sneak Peeks: Planes trailer 1:24

Replay
Foam flecked green mesmerizes; ending clumsily disjoints, forces Mater's story overtop best part. Finn McM's license is 314 FMCM - what do numbers mean; does pi 3.14 etc have relevance? Squished dead Leland Turbo is terrifyingly gruesome, spiralling chase distracts, shows flashing bombs that save him in the end again. If boats have personalities, couldn't one pursuer be good, uncertain, or a double agent? "Wunderbar" harks back to WW2 Nazi villains. Never noticed "dad-gum" started way back here. If Mater never leaks, why does he hippty hop as if? His loo massage loses humor when poor Yank Rod Redline (Bruce Campbell) is getting massacred. His voice instantly sparks to flame: Burn Notice's tough international spy marksman Sam Axe, perfect casting. I'd go for more of him, not nauseating Mater. Why don't they follow the parts to their destination?

Takes pauses to absorb beauty and cleverness of Cars world, better than the noise. They did miss or ignore sunbathing, hats to screen ultraviolet - doesn't sun fade paint? Water sports: frolicking in surf, swimming, water-skiing, para-sailing - no equivalents? How can all of Springs afford to fly last minute to England? must be so rich, makes Mater's 'powerful and rich beyond your wildest dreams ain't gonna make you feel better' speech hypocritical. Thugs said bomb was in pit, so still should have exploded; 'too easy' escape was not easy. How translate "you're the bomb" meaning best? If Mater's boasts are always empty, how can he karate baddies?

Replay with French captions
"Tout va mal" = Everything's gone pear-shaped. Ocean would be awesome in IMAX. "Calme-toi le moteur" = Don't get your prop in a twist. "Quel con" = What a jerk. "Remourqueur" = tug, should be "tomater" loses the Mater rhyme. "Comme sur des roulettes" = like on wheels, nothing near smooth like pudding. At least "citron" is lemon. French must have man, pal, buddy, fellow, guy, (type = bloke) slang, for when hippie volkswagen bus and mechanic say blah, blah, "man". Hillbilly ain't, nuthin, gol darn, y'all, (zut = shoot) - how translate? "Bon sang" in the Museum is more like.

"Foudre" doesn't have the same ring as Flash, good call. Mater-"Serveur" is not funny, no rhyme Mater-waiter. "Sir" is just "M." mister, shouldn't Miss Sally be Mlle? Do French voices have Italian accents too? Google translate says "pit stop" is "pit stop", not arrêt ravitaillement (refueling). http://translate.google.ca/ Holly's British "loo" is cute "petit coin" = little corner - is that a childish term like our potty? Why extra "e" for "Holley"?

"Nom du chien" is right-on for doggone-it. Mater's candy request 'two a dem sweets' pun on "tout de suite" right away, is just repeated straight, and lost. The British agents never look for the dead American agent when Mater takes his place; these deaths are all cartoon puffery, no pain.

Does écolos (ecologists) denigrate like tree-huggers? If Porta Corsa was full of celebrities, too bad we couldn't have seen some car versions of them, are too many permissions needed? Don't TV show make fun of bigwigs lots? "Bébé pleurnichard" works for cry baby bottom. Casino "les dés" loses the fuzzy on dice - the ornaments hanging from car rear window mirrors

"Nom d'un pneu" = name of a tire ~ Dad-gum, like doggone, name of god or dog before, activates computer "arme à feu" = firearm "Descendez ça" = get it ~ shoot it. "Pas ce genre de descente" = not that type of descent ~ not that chute, "déploiement pour la descente" ~ deploy the chute (synonym).

Third time is not the charm. Villains set up to shoot McQ racing; everyone expects him to die; Mater scratches free after; plan B would have to make sure he got away and close to McQ, who would be beside Queen and Sir Evil if he finished. Fleeing out of range of the bomb signal transmitter is too lucky. Like Miss Sally, captions say "Miss Shiftwell" instead of Mlle mademoiselle. She zaps Dr Z but wouldn't he disclose the commander rather that die? Mater does not know London streets, ignores the race course, crosses the city to the finish line. Witworth bolts could be any old auto. Anyone should've seen the oil leak from supposed electric Axlerod. The Queen ask especially for Mater on another mission; how can he refuse?

Replay in French with English captions

Everything Fr. (French) "Les Bagnoles" main film title, ocean pacifique, Flash, newspapers, signs. Much plus vite, too fast, every frame has more different spoken than written words. Mater pronounced like ma terre, not may-tr. Little ship claims Fr.flotte = float, not crabbing, jerk = Fr.imbecile, (prop = oreilles?). Ger. Sehr Gut. Professeur Zed, not Zee (Québec?) Holly flies, but Finn submarines. Pudding = Fr.Brie soft cheese. Gentle cars = cher voitures. Easy common words never the same: super, parfait, plus bon, cool, marvellieux, genial, fabuleuse; d'accord, compris, bien sûr. Here Holly says toilettes, not petit coin in captions. Mater says fiancee, not copine = girlfriend (again a Quebéc difference?). In the Tokyo alley chase, captions say Mme Shiftwell = Madame = Mrs = typo.

Finn introduces self as service secrèt to Mater's service routine, CAA (Canadian Auto Association, like AAA). Does political correctness change the joke 'is the popemobile catholic' to 'is a ferrari italian?' Director Lassiter makes a big deal how Mater never kills the bad guys in the casino - why not? they killed good guys already? After villains caught them, they could've just killed them like the others, squished or blown up - tied up inside Big Ben(tley) only works in a story. How can McQ drive backwards without rear-view mirrors? He's explosif, not 'the bomb'. ProfZ license plate is BAD GA 58, like Finn, what does second line mean? 6A? If the ship exploded ProfZ, how did Finn survive? When Mater knows the super villain, the confidence crisis requiring McQ rings false, stops momentum. Cars sure evacuate faster than people during a bomb scare. Introduction with McQ and Majèsté, less rhythm than Queen. She knights him "Sir" but google says seigneur means Lord, Sir.

Replay extra features en français
Hawaiian Vacation - Captions are have less words than English soundtrack, but fairly direct translation, such as "you're not wearing any pants" in voiced French points out his fishing line. Ken and Barbie did tan by rolling over their bodies to backside and keeping heads face up. Brrr. Buzz speaks Spanish on English and French versions, says Hola signoras et signores, and caca removed from gato cat box.
Air Mater - signs in English. Hawks = Fr.Falcons. Magnifique.

Columbiana

dvd "Columbiana" 3-4* not "like"-able, but does the job. Tough girl action hero expectation delivered in high revenge ferocity (though wary after horror previews). Cataleya ~10 (Amandla Stenberg) grows beliveably to 25 (Zoe Saldana). Child actor rarely matches adult so well. Suspense - when people relax, bored, chat without care, trouble is certain to explode. Trailer

X-rated, (F-rated?) for some curses, some blood, pain, crying, much threats - blinking red light with rising note represents bomb timer. Blood feud costs are older than Romeo and Juliet. Tad overly political correctness when heroine and FBI are darker skinned than nasty white CIA villain protector. Why does FBI want our hero(ine) when she eliminated the big and bad? CIA protects Luis Sandoval (Beto Benites), her clues were for the government to take him down. Niggles, oopsies. She's model skinny, don't see muscles she'd need, call her "lithe", overly exposed while men overdressed. Cuts and bruises would be more realistic, but that is not the purpose of this entertainment. Bit of brains to short out prison ventilators, but guns (and soft skin) are the focus(foci?).

The finale tinkle of shells on the ground sounded as if in my own room, from regular eensy TV. I wondered why Marco took off his glasses; fight scenes are rough and fast. (Ponytails always do seem a liability then.) "She's like mist under a door, like a mouse in the wall. She will never attack straight on, and you will not see her until it's too late." - Marco

Yellow urban highrise background make opening credits unreadable. Colombia 1962 goodbye drinks to "Ave Maria" song expect double-cross. Papa Fabio (Jesse Borrego) gives schoolgirl-tunic lollipop-licking Catelaya 9 small thing "your passport", address on note, and necklace with cattleya orchid; she sits at table wide teary eyes as multi-punctured parents gasp last. Marco (Jordi Molla) "good friend of your father" asks her for "that little thing that belongs to Don Luis". She knifes his hand onto table, runs, jumps, (gotta be doubles already) - big chase off and across roofs, down, through rooms, alleys, gardens, market, motocycle down stairs. Not your standard postcard scenery.

From first big brown eyed innocence, she demonstrates quick response, resources, gets herself across country to uncle Emilio ( Māori Cliff Curtis, Collateral Damage, Missing, Whale Rider), torturer, but music behind her tears confirms his "You're safe". To sounds of sirens and subways, her new life starts. Before she wanted to be Xena Warrior Princess, now "I want to be a killer. Can you help?" "Sure". She knows power of cash - gets ticket to Chicago, into school mid-year, but after that, irrelevant, only the size of her armory, fancy apartment security, and ease of travel and IDs hint at income.

In ending, she doesn't stop to open the gate for her truck; she doesn't expect to return. The glance to the dogs suggests they go too. Finally she's fully clothed. The image of her driving the giant truck impresses; doubt she really drove. As soon as she picked up two toothbrushes, my eyes scrinched tight, death bad enough mis-guessed. Dogs forgotten in fight for life. Surprise.

(Spoilers:
Bogata sewer first escape. In American agency, she vomits teensy tiny video "my passport". In Miami, she flees by loo window, pays to Chicago. California 15 years later, cop car crashed by girl wearing next to nothing showing bra, necklace gives away our girl, library card Valerie Phillips into cell. See vicious typecast thug Rizzo (Afif Ben Badra), guess assassination or jailbreak. She draws lipstick on victim's chest. CIA wants Rizzo to find who put his former wet-work partner Fabio's signature on 22 "bad-apple" murders in the last 4 years, uncle calls unprofessional "tag killings" endangering her and whole family. Next assignment, Ponzi embezzler fled to tropics, means swimsuits, skin .. and scary CGI shadows for sharks. All the MEN pursuing are overclothed, vests, helmets, she's almost naked, bare feet over everything.

Adult tiny figure, fingers in food, dancing around, lollipop - all deliberately say "kid". Front door ajar, dark apartment, man enters - "danger danger" - Cat is all grown up now, smoochy with tattooed artist hunk Danny (Michael Vartan) "You never finish a painting. You just stop working on it." "I know something you're good at finishing." (captions read: "you finish") She wants to be dessert; he wants more, feelings.

As soon as he shows pal phone photo while "Jen" slept, matchmaker pal sends to precint, SWAT easy prediction. Chance passerby recognizes flower drawn on victims is orchid for FBI James Ross (Lennie James). Marco lands in America. Dominoes are set to fall. I know how this goes - she loses everyone - they Suffer - but she gets her parents' killer with her last breath. Sweet end. "Will my little bird come back one day?" "Leave your window open and you'll see."

Niggles:
Why is her uncle not arrested after shooting up street? How does skin tight overall leotard fit under skin tight micro? Why does outfit not extend over fingerprints? Wouldn't security guard have bruise(s) from knockout? Hanging from pipe, her arms are bent, without muscle tension, should be straight, gives away wires holding. Leaving cop station, she pulls off transparent gloves that would have been visible on bare arms. In library (book store?), kicking books and sobbing would draw attention. Job2 Cat rolls onto ground, barefoots everywhere - unlikely. Why doesn't embezzler phone backup? Atop glass separating from sharks, no guess who is going down. Again, bailing her apartment, her feet are bare. Her resources and sources (uncle, apartment, tech) are gone, does she find FBI home and CIA office on regular coffee-shop internet? (A good editor would delete such scenes for slowing plot momentum.)

Finale. Shouldn't gloves cover (her) fragile knuckles? How did dogs get from truck to van? Why does Danny call Cat "bird", a flower; could be after a bird native to Columbia for this line to make sense, one that migrates? She carries nothing to the bus, gauzy shirt shows no gun at her back, tight pants hold maybe one credit card, traceable, no bulky cash. Signs and bus are in English; license plate is unreadable; color is orange like Columbia; where is she leaving from?)

Oopsies:
Glimpse of belt on Marco after Cat took it off in fight. Freeze frame proves goof, many times. Stunt double?
Dogs could not hear Cat over phone. How does "eat human" command work without practice? dummy? If any of 23, drawing devoured.
Cat says she was 9 when parents shot; credits say 10; director says 11 (actor or script?)

Aside: Filiming units in New Orleans and France, besides Chicago, Miami, Mexico, that is why "In Memoriam" to French sound guy, Francois Groult.

Extras:
1 Le Making of
Much translated from French. Triple goof - girl 11. Cat trained with LAPD SWAT cop, shot guns 8 hours in dungeon. Result shows, gun away from face. Weapon. explosions, choreography. Bang, boom, pow.
2 Catelaya's Journey
Again, director Olivier Megaton says girl is 11. Make up the mind boys. Brit accented Lennie James, four year chase, thought target man. Zoe, "she's a little terminator". American accented Amandla had fun; stabbed hand too hard with retractable knife; trained a week for running chase so not too sore.

Previews: ads for blue-ray discs Horror films Straw Dogs, The Rum Diary, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, Retreat, Drive.

Alien Armageddon 0*

Fake cardboard helmet armor soldiers from corpse, not spaceship. Put slug worm in human, gas it dead, or splat paint on camera lens. Resistance rebels heavy on blondes, even genetic scientists, identifiable by bloody lab-coats. Star is Aussie, hair in long red waves, fights to reach daughter she believes still alive on the outside of The Wall. Didn't skip for presumably adorable tot at end. Lasted only till full line of obscenities and red-mouth masked augmented-voice Overlord.

Extras: Preview horror films Absentia, Brotherhood, Forget Me Not, Flesh Wounds.
Deleted scenes held no interest.

Abduction

"Abduction" 4.5* Trailer This is misnamed - normality is taken, not the boy - the normal teenage disconnected feeling gone beyond BAD. Heart pounder. Big guns. Bodies. Flee, somersault, slide, hide, explosions. Scarier and scarier. 18-year old realistic action hero Nathan (Taylor Lautner, werewolf in Twilight series) squints sim(p)meringly at sultry brunette neighbor Karen (Lily Collins), broken off with college creep, partner for high school Gr 12 project on missing kids.

When bully father Kevin (Brit Jason Isaacs - Harry Potter's Lucius Malfoy) pushes him too far in boxing gloves, we see the parental emotional disconnect, but sense the tough preparation is real. Family physical resemblances never synch in entertainment media anyway. With a fishy sidelong glance, psychiatrist (Sigourney Weaver) sidesteps recurring nightmare of woman singing lullaby then attacked. Guess who's projected future lookalike and baby blankie Nate finds on a website? Scary tattooed guy fakes "Marisa" on connect and alerts also scary rich dude in London limo. Boy's chances seem slim when on an ordinary day, he rides motorcycle without helmet, jacket, or leather protection, better learning he has driving license.

I like Sigourney, strong females kicking tough, enjoy everything I've seen her in, from Alien(s) to Holes, so pleased to see her more than once, but not happy with the explosion after. I've always thought first aid and self defense should be required courses at every age level, at least for the self-confidence to scream and fight back using anything to hand. I think the hero tries to smolder, but Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) is my ideal of deep emotion in silence.

The first stunt, wired sitting on the front of a truck at 30mph and claiming 80mph, followed up by a beer (Red Bull in real life) booze-up I dislike, I think it shows foolishness rather than daredevil nature; kids copy. In motorcycle 101, I learned ALWAYS wear helmet, leathers and boots. The many dead agents also deserve, not whiny inner angst blumber, just recognition. I'd prefer those changes; as is, take it for a cartoon caricature, enjoy Taylor`s body, still and in motion.

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Spoilers:

One of my favorite scenes is mom Mara (Maria Bello 1996 spy Mrs Smith
Mr & Mrs Smith excerpt)
who before smiled at boyish boxing antics, kicks down on two assassins simultaneously, screaming "You can't have my son!". The boy`s echo "Trust has to be earned" is a good memorial. I don`t want the kid to babble in the middle of danger, just go, but hold the camera on her a slow-motion moment out of time, both the parents deserved more. As did the other deaths in the realistic frame this film seems to reach for.

Watching twice makes no sense; improbabilities are impossibilities. Kevin should have taken his clear shot, not dived headlong. I do like to see the kids` reactions, reach for weapons, go for answers. I`d run BEFORE checking the kitchen oven bomb. When fancy limo dude mastermind Kozlow (Michael Nyqvist)strips off shirt to foreign tattoos, he gets scarier, though toupee tickles.

I take it back, second time I kept on watching. "I`m his [pause] - doesn`t matter" is a comic break; but later the girlfriend says "your therapist" - she should not know. I would've kept repeating the address to memorize. Lots not believable here. "Stay" to the girl, like a dog in the woods, without getting lost? I would have kept the gag reel moment where he stumbled - guys are not always right. Cemetery better, when she finds and tracks clue to next destination. How could he use school pals when CIA was on them? Enough, bye-bye.)

Dermot Mulroney deserved listing as Martin Price. Unfortunately I associated his voice with a memory of comedy, Wedding Date. I`d choose a deeper solid, whispier menace, or crisper command, to convey the incredible competence, sincerity, and trust needed for lifelong missing "our best black ops agent". Wedding Date trailer

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Previews:
Hunger Games trailer from Collins book
Mirror Mirror trailer - Julia Roberts
Three Musketeers trailer from Dumas book
Madagascar3 Europe trailer

Special Features:

1 Abduction Chronicle - Taylor narrates role background, training, fun, fun, did I say fun? allowed to ride a car, jump and slide in baseball stadium - on wires. 700 girl fans in Sutterville, town of 600, to shake hands after every night, including forest and soaking river. Sigourney's great line in (real hospital) getaway "I hate balloons" was an improptu adlib. Pro kissing coach slowed their natural enthusiasm, "magical" throwing each other around. In the train fight, his fist did connect. The final "beautiful backdrop of Pittsburgh" seems a stretch.

2 Initiation of an Action Hero - He says he likes to goof around, jump on stuff; he does have fluid grace, vaults smoothly, flips gracefully, powers over bad guys. May the fates give him a future. 2003 age 11, he was a karate world champion.
I like acrobatics without stick
I see girl cheerleader baton twirler, but FAST

3 The Fight for the Truth - The support, ensemble, cast, crew, and experience that helped the youngsters forward. Praise-fest. Effects - Miniature 1/4 size house exploded for real smoke, flame, destruction. They made a point of an open-ended finish, are they pushing for a sequel? The comments about Taylor`s future coincide. I'll watch.

4 Pulled Punches - Gag Reel mostly physical stumbles, giggle fits, some unlikely flubs. I'd keep where he slips in the water. Abduction Gag Reel

What fun I have writing reviews ... Abduction Bonus Blooper

Mickey, Donald & Goofy: The Three Musketeers 5*

Clip mashup, "musketeers". Traditional Disney cartoon musical. Dreams and teams win. Opera background has symphony and song. Stars and bubbles replace injuries.

Banjo-playing turtle narrates in "zee axzong fransay" to prelude stills and recurs. Tall black bass(et) hounds are Royal 17th century French guards. They rescue the street urchin trio, and dog Pluto, to "All for One" song, and gift him souvenir hat. Tones are not the original squeak, squawk, and hillbilly guffaw, but suit slapstick destruction the janitors wreak. Huge peg-leg Captain Pete scoffs their ambition, until Princess Minnie demands bodyguards. Guess who the villain assigns?

I liked the deep threatening-throated Pete (Jim Cummings) better than girly Mickey (Wayne Allwine), but "all for fun is fun for all". Princess Minnie dreams of true love despite skeptical side-kick lady-in-waiting Daisy, whose advice is classic "If you want love, get a dog". Pete plots assassination and coup with Mwahaha cow Clarabelle. My favorite moment might be her surprise romance. Sweet Wings of Love song.

Spoiler with Goofy: Mickey knows team-work wins out. He may be small, but his with friends coward and doofus, he's ten feet tall.

Extras are Language French (better because narrator not annoying faux Francais) or Spanish, games (choose silly singalong song - underpants, homework, cheese), activities ("Hats of Mickey" clips of 9 shorts L-R 1947 Beanstalk, Scrooge, Pauper, '36 Looking Glass, '38 Tailor '40 Fantasia '34 Gulliver '31 Jack & '31 Crusoe), music video boy trio singing "Three is the Magic Number", singalong "Wings of Love", Behind the Scenes, Commentary to scene better than some regular actor and director blather, Deleted slow narration Scenes in pencil-test version

Previews: Home on the Range, Princess Collection, Milan 2-disc (She is a modern step above passive wait-for-rescue gals)

X-Men First Class 1-2* X-rated


Preview. Confusingly cuts around the world, excessively violent. Male costumes fully cover up, females' are bare and tight. In 1944 Holocaust camp, Nazi Schmidt aka Shaw (Kevin Bacon) murders mother of Jewish Erik Lensherr (Michael Fassbender) to provoke telekinesis, and gives boy coin that expands and becomes title. In NY kitchen, rich boy Charles Xavier (James McAvoy - I keep seeing him learn assassin trade from mentor Angelina Jolie in amazing Wanted) offers food and home to hungry blue shape-shifter Raven/ Mystique (Jennifer Lawrence). Shaw kills mama, gives Erik coin that expands to title.

In 1962, Erik follows Shaw from Geneva to Argentina, "Frankenstein's monster looking for his creator". Charles saves Erik from sacrificing self; Erik covinces Charles the Cerebrus helmet that finds other mutants, although created by CIA's Hank/ Beast (Nicholas Hoult) - nerd with crush on Raven, can help the duo recruit without official interference. Shaw stays young by absorbing energy, picks up his own telepath Emma Frost (January Jones) flaunting skin, polar hideout, and aligns with Russians who make helmet that blocks mind-reading.

Explosions and violent murders by the bad guys versus tying up and running by good guys escalate to the confrontation Cuban missile crisis and exploding ships. Charles demonstrates ability to change individual commands, why does he not stop the missile orders? The finale makes even less sense than previous side-swapping. The rest of the team have characters about as deeply developed as the Hugh Jackman cameo, where he brushes off Erik and Charles. Attempt to humanize motives, balance fails, Charles = white, others = black.

Extras: Making of = staff interview talking heads to stills. Dull.

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fast=open,rough to slow=private,smooth
hansom, dog-cart, brougham, coach, landau

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Coach heavy 2 horse 4 wheel 4 seat
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"From these Ashes: The Complete Short SF of Fredric Brown" include mystery, humor, all 111 tales 1941-65, from life 1906-72. Longer consideration percolates ratings up, even to 5*. My 4* personal preference for happy twists to his superb surprise endings punishes the messenger author for his clear sight into the basic cruelty of human nature. True U.S. history (nigger murder #35, fear of nuclear disaster #25,27,32,38,41,59 ...), olden days of heavy smoking and drinking, typesetters and typewriters, are not time travel. Many slip past my understanding at first, such as Runaround #5 with hidden lesson: running away can conquer the biggest baddest monster. Others stay incomprehensible 23 57 64 67-9 94 96. Faves: #1 Armageddon, 24 Crisis 1999, 32 Honeymoon in Hell, 42 The Gamblers. In the title, SF seems a restrictive outmoded inaccurate term. All works. http://www.nesfa.org/press

1. Armageddon - Little Herbie Westerman, Safety Cadet, ready with five-and-dime water pistol when Bijou Theatre's Gerber the Great heats up.
4* (Spoiler: Pa punishes for Holy Water that zapped Satan.)

2. Not Yet the End - Cruel Kandor aliens test intelligence of sample 5-fingered Earth bipeds for mine slaves.
3* (Spoiler: News editor rejects story of vanished monkeys.)

3. Etaoin Shrdlu - Animated linotype, created by nameless Little Guy With The Pimple LGWTP drives newspaper setter mad, until retired narrator Walter teaches it philosophy.
2* (Like Buddha contemplating his pimple, Etaoin stops moving.)

4. Star Mouse - Small grey mouse Mitkey sent in moon rocket by small grey Viennese Herr Professor Oberburger in Connecticut.
2* (Prxl asteroid inhabitants raise rodent's intelligence, but electricity around Minnie's trap zaps smarts away.)

5. Runaround - Smaller life constantly flees last Tyrannosaurus Rex, starving over a century.
1->5* (He lies down and dies. Moral: Running away can conquer biggest baddest monster.)

6. The New One - In WW2, Valhalla of saints, heroes and gods, need new idol for patriotic Wally to battle demon-encouraged pyromania.
2* (Uncle Sam saves him.)

7. The Angelic Angleworm - Charlie, typesetter with coin hobby, misses his wedding after strange events: an angel-worm, sunburn when angry, ether, duck replaces silver Chinese coin in exhibit, lei on golf course, and Rumanian copper coin in lye box is final clue.
2* (Slipped from Heveen, Heaven's Head Compositor fixes "e" typos: angle-worm, heat for hate, ether for there, teal for tael coin, lei for golf ball lie, and ley coin for lye - returns Charlie in time for honeymoon.)

8. The Hat Trick - After a horror movie double date, Bob teases Walter into pulling a rat demon from a hat.
1* (In denial, Bob refuses Walter's book about aliens passing as humans.)

9. The Geezenstacks - Sam Walters fears odd wax doll family predicts his own family actions, so wife Edith gives them to witchy woman.
2* (Wife screams when sights face of cab driver speeding them away.)

10. Daymare - Lt Rod Caquer's first murder on Calisto has 5 different demises reported for Deem. That night, everyone arms, sleepwalks, returns to bed. Another Deem dies, then arrives as an off-planet investigator.
2* (One invention, goggles with wiper blades, blocks another, a mass hypnosis helmet.)
Ever failed to reconcile friends' discordant accounts? I have.

11.Paradox Lost - During boring 1963 lecture, student Shorty McCabe follows a vanished buzzing bluebottle fly into a time bubble with crazy quasi-philosophical conversation, while 1968 prof in same classroom asks out cute red-head.
1* (McCabe becomes prof so he can propose invite.)

12. And the Gods Laughed - On Ganymede, alien parasites animate dead humans via gold (ear)rings, says tall tale from last visitor, narrator Hank, on ship to Earth.
3* (Alien Hank reports Earthlings fooled by true tale; invasion on schedule.)

13. Nothing Sirius - New-found planet in erratic Sirius orbit named by narrator Captain, inhabited by old carny pal, luscious movie star ideal of rigid young pilot, and cockroaches.
3* (Carny dead, cockroaches' mental projection; planet hides again.)

14. The Yehudi Principle - Pal Charlie demonstrates headband invention, for narrator trying to write story; he blurs while (explained by imaginary Yehudi) obeying command super-fast.
2* (After writing this story, real Yehudi obeys "shoot me".)

15. Arena - Scoutship pilot Bob Carson, part of Earth armada ready against invading unseen Outsiders, wakes naked under hot dome of blue sand, separated from red box-shape alien by super-Entity created force-field. Unlike original Star Trek version.
2* (Carson knocks self unconscious to pass force-field, wakes healed by supervising Entity who killed alien armada, forever unable to reveal his role.)

16. The Waveries - (Meandering but thoughtful moral. What if our century computer world had to backtrack?) Alien sort of radio waves consume electricity and revert 1950s technology and lifestyle.
4* (Back to healthy, clean, air, land, bikes, horses, people entertain selves.)

17. Murder in Ten Easy Lessons - LRD Little Red Devil follows career of teen delinquent Stinky to mob trainee Duke Evans.
1* (Last lesson is personal; Evans in Hell.)

18. Pi in the Sky - Various eccentrics see 468 brightest stars appear to move.
1* (Wealthy recluse Sniveley invents electric projector for soap ad.)

19. Placet is a Crazy Place - For 6/24 hours, hallucinations disrupt work, so narrator chief tells helper to transmit "I quit" next message, until entrancing Michelina "Mike" Witt, new secretary, asks they hire her brother Ichabod.
3* (All problems solved;"Ike Witt" was reply to "Who do you want to hire?" radiotype.)

20. Knock - The last man on Earth, mild middle-aged Walter, explains concepts of affection, mates, and death to Zans, invading long-lived zoo-keepers.
2* (Walter cuddles bunny; rattlesnake poisonings scare Zans off; he awaits last woman.)

21. All Good Bems - Five 5-sex alien minds possess animals, starting with Rex, dog of writer Elmo Scott and wife "Toots" Dorothy.
2* (Microscopic aliens build new ship, lift writing block, erase memories.)

22. Mouse - Bill Wheeler and Siamese cat watch spaceship descend, see just-dead mouse-like rodent inside. Assassinations, chaos, ensue.
2* (Cat says "forget it" and Bill loses suspicion of alien possession and invasion.)

23. Come and Go Mad - Reporter Vines, secretly harboring memories of Napoleon after car accident three years ago, goes undercover in insane asylum, for real.
1* (Real Napoleon was revived in dead body, pawn in super-intelligences red v black game.)

24. Crisis 1999 - Under alias Bela Joad, futuristic undercover detective seeks vanished criminologist Chappel and, for Chicago police chief Dyer Rand, why underworld bigwigs beat lie-detectors and go free.
4* (Chappel hypnotizes them so they are no longer criminals, and crime vanishes.)

25. Letter to a Phoenix - Human mutated to age ten years in ten thousand philosophizes on why mankind will survive.
2* (1950s feared atomic war, wanted hope.)

26. Vengeance Fleet - Admiral of combined Earth and Mars spaceships send armada against whoever destroyed Venus settlement.
3* (Fleet circled back ten years and tragically unknowingly hit first inhabited planet, Venus.)

27. The Last Train - Eliot Haig, checks blue sky, constantly drinks and says he'll take the train and leave his old life behind, finally goes to station.
2* (Sky turns pink, he misses last train EVER.)

28. Entity Trap - Superior mind trapped in dying white Yankee bigot starts to take over world in order to commit genocide.
1* (Other minds free him, leave skull behind.)

29. Obedience - Lt Don Ross volunteers to trap tiny invading spaceships remaining.
3* (He dies flying to far galaxy, so last race survivors can piggyback past blockade and survive.)

30. The Frownzly Florgels - Diverse aliens congregate to cavort with lots of weird words.
1* (Response to challenge illustration.)

31. The Last Martian - Reporter convinces mind of survivor Yargan Dal to act normal as if belongs in factory book-keeper Earthman Howard Wilcox's body.
3* (Institutionalized imbecile on Mars (average Earther intelligence) pressed right button to follow other Martian minds surviving hidden on earth, who will conspire to keep secret.)

32. Honeymoon in Hell - When male Earth births drop drastically at cold war peak, U.S. central computer Junior posits extra-terrestrial ray, and advises astronaut Carmody to wed lovely Russian cosmonaut Anna and test on moon crater called Hell. Captured and separated by aliens, they escape and warn governments, who ally.
4* (Central computers admit to couple they co-operated to hypnotically suggest imaginary imprisonment, thereby save human race.)

33. Mitkey Rides Again - Professor Oberburger's grey mouse, Mitkey, regains his Prxl intelligence, but evil Whitey sends him to the moon and starts building an empire.
3* (Minnie decides they were happier with regular level brains, after Mitkey saves the day.)

34. Six-Legged Svengali - Near extinct Venusian mud turtle zaps seekers with amnesia about search, but narrator Rod can marry Dixie, daughter of expedition leader, when he captures the elusive quarry.
3* (Rod captures turtle and marries, but opens trap, forgets why, so member of dwindling species escapes.)

35. Dark Interlude - Student volunteer Jan Obreen goes back 4 centuries to find why Dark Ages from early 20th, naively loves and marries under alias John O'Brien.
2* (New brother-in-law narrating to Sheriff, both agree to cover-up murder after Jan admitted to part nigger blood because races intermingle in future.)

36. Man of Distinction - Dar aliens test sample resident, severe drunkard illogical Hanley for Earth suitability as slave world.
3* (Take "speciman" back for zoo, make immortal, so leave Earth free.)

37. The Switcheroo - Obnoxious news editor sends narrator reporter Jake Price, to interview inventor Tarkington Perkins, hounded by similarly repellent wife. Tark imagines exchanging minds with Governor, body later arrested claiming he is governor.
(Jake switches with President to catch Tark, lastly switches editor with Tark.)

38. The Weapon - Mild Mr Niemand warns scientist Dr Graham, at home with mentally deficient son, how dangerous is the weapon he constructs.
3* (After dismissing visitor, Graham shakingly takes guest's gift from boy, and "thought only a madman would give a loaded revolver to an idiot.")

39. Cartoonist - Bill Carrigan's fading career revitalizes when alien Emporer transports him to his planet.
3* (Bill, surgically altered to alien appearance, finds wealth, female, appreciation, purpose, and decides to stay.)

40. The Dome - After Boston destroyed in atomic explosion, scientist Kyle Braden, now 67, his proposal rejected by secretary so alone 30 years, decides to lower shield, not die alone.
4* (Alien atomic-powered ship crashed by mistake, others brought eternal youth (process only works if under 50), peace, galactic union, star travel and settlements, a multitude of benefits; Kyle returns discouraged to Dome.)

41. A Word from Our Sponsor - On the brink of war, 8:30 pm 9 June 1954, varied by time zones, a simultaneous broadcast "a word ..." and response "fight" seem addressed to each individual listening.
2* (For reasons varied by audience, all listed, everyone refuses "command".)

42. The Gamblers - Nauseated delerious ill narrator Bob rambles: when dropped off for 39-day shift on moon, he teaches poker to three mind-reading alien scouts researching for invasion, and convinces them to leave him supplies, but they give him 1/1000 chance: exactly enough food and water, but one of the 13 3-day oxygen cylinders also has enough fatal poison to kill 10 men.
4* (Bob survives to warn Earth by mixing all 13 tanks at the start, and portioning rations.)

43. The Hatchetman - Matt Anders, who takes blame for tough decisions of Earth president, stays aware when psychopathic Duplicates, who control Mars and fight Earth, duplicate him on neutral Venus.
3* (Matt and Marta broadcast truth to Mars and restore order.)
I thought our Matt might be a Duplie, especially when love interest Marta says Duplicator machines that processed uranium bombs changed, now create humans with caring "soul", so Matt was the last evil Duplie. Maybe a deliberate distraction by author, wouldn't Duplies keep and make more evil creating machines?

44. Something Green - McGarry, alone on red planet except for pet Dorothy on his shoulder, seeks downed ship for repair parts, only sees green when solar-power gun kills.
1* (He kills rescuer who explains Earth dead, no longer green.)

45. Me and Flapjack and the Martians - Narrator prospector describes how invading Martians worked translator on his mule who steals pancakes, even laced with cayenne, but thought the old man was a pet.
3* (Martians heard Flapjack's solution for land need and left forever, but man never heard why.)
46. The Little Lamb - As dark falls, narrator jealous artist Wayne seeks wife in neighborhood, finally in next-door artist Graham's locked cupboard.
1* (He takes nude painting, shoots Graham dead, hears wife's ghost laughing about her afternoon's confession of infidelity.)

47. Rustle of Wings - Gramp is atheist poker player until visiting seed salesman (never seen again) Charlie bets 13 (pieces of) silver dollars that he won't sign paper.
2* (Gramp declined; Methodist Gram would've signed away soul, because she thought God wouldn't let devil wander freely offering.)

48. Hall of Mirrors - From poolside conversation with fiancee, you (25 years old) suddenly wake in futuristic room with letter saying you can destroy machine, or wait.
2* (Time travel so you are fifty years younger but forgot wife and family in between, and realize you'll have to keep on writing letters, losing fifty years, until civilization ready for quasi-immortality.)

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49. Experiment - Professor shows two friends time travel machine and they discuss paradox if he changes mind.
2* (Machine stays; Universe with professors disappear.)

50. Sentry - Wet muddy hungry cold lonely 50K light years from home, angry outpost soldier kills hideous invading cruel alien.
3* (Invader is Earth human; soldier is non-human.)

51. Keep Out - Narrator mutant ready to graduate, one of first colony genetically altered to survive on Mars.
2* (Angry youth (typo dissimilated) disimulated lied, they will kill all Earthmen.)

52. Naturally - Flunking student summons black magic demon to pass geometry exam.
3* (Demon escapes hexagram drawn instead of protecting pentagram.)

53. Voodoo - Angry husband agrees angry wife just back from Haiti can have all in divorce if he does not die when she stabs wax figure.
3* (He gives wife her own hair for doll.)

54. Answer - After final switch connects all artificial intelligence into supercyborg for all 96 billion planets in galaxy, they ask "is there a god?".
2* (Questioner electrocuted trying to disconnect, after AI says "there is now".)

55. Daisies - Plant communication researcher asks assistant Miss Wilson to give wife headband gadget to see images transmitted, "contrary to popular belief".
3* (Pot of "daisies do tell", so wife shoots unfaithful husband, then assistant.)

56. Patterns - Spinster spraying garden insecticide unworried about giant alien invaders creating misty cloud sinking from above.
2* (We guess aliens spraying humanicide.)

57. Politeness - Exasperated exhausted communication Earth specialist on Venus, after many failed expeditions, says "f- you" to native.
1* (Bisexual Venusian happily replies to only greeting that is less than horribly rude.)

58. Preposterous - Mr Weatherwax beretes wife for son's science fiction reading.
3* (He rides antigrav robot atomcab to moonport, hearing telepathecast on Fourth Martian War.)

59. Reconciliation - Couple continue ongoing argument, suddenly call loving forgiveness.
2* (Atomic explosion ends world.)

60. Search - Faithful Peter falls asleep waiting for God at foot of throne in Heaven, but God bows to the throne when he enters.
2* (Peter is a dog; his god is a man.)

61. Sentence - On landing, earthman accidentally kills an Antarian, awaits death overnight in extravagant Suite with best of food, drink, and females.
3* (Antarian night is 93 earth years, their lifespan 20K+ years.)

62. Solipsist - Walter B. Jehovah believes he imagines Universe, decides to die, imagines Universe away.
2* (Previous supreme entity thanks him for taking his place. Alone in void, Jehovah creates in seven days.)

63. Blood - Last two surviving vampires Vron and Dreena, flee annihilation in future, at last possible stop finally the inhabitant telepaths no knowledge of vampires.
3* (Dominant race descended from ... turnip.)

64. Imagine - Ghosts, unicorns, witches, spaceship, ...
1* (you on mud whirling through time and space.)

65. First Time Machine - Dr Grainger shows three friends box to press desired year; they discuss killing grandfather paradox. One always hated grandpa, and presses button to act.
2* (Sixty years later, Dr Grainger shows two friends box.)

66. Too Far - Manhattan bon vivant punster were-buck approaches doe in Zoo, "think of the fawn you'll have".
2* (Were-doe also a witch, and permanently transforms him so she can "keep the first buck she ever made".)

67. Millenium - Satan wary that next man secretary Lilith sends in will ask the Ultimate unselfish question in exchange for his soul when he dies.
2* (Little man wishes "that without any change whatsoever in myself, I become the most evil, stupid and miserable person on earth. Satan screams.")

68. Expedition - Lots drawn for first Mars ship send 29 women, one man, later nicknamed "Captain Maxon".
1* (Nickname because all have twins so "thirty infants" when second ship arrives earlier than expected year, nine months two days.) What am I missing? 29x2=58 not 30.

69. Happy Ending - Failed galaxy dictator Number One, left on deserted island, attacks natives who heal him after he fled carnivorous red ants.
1* (He laughs when their just punishment for killing elders is tie him up in path of red ants.)

70. Jaycee - 50M Parthenogenisis applicants accepted after plague kills many men; in 2000, inventor with first boy now 20, mutters about 25M Jaycees, Jr Chamber of Commerce?
2* (Son turns water into gin, then off to water-ski without skis. J.C. virgin births x 25M)

71. Unfortunately - Low on food, Ralph lands on Acturia, where manual says deaf-mutes will give whatever you request in written English, and asks for sizzling steak.
2* (Poor at spelling, they willingly tie him to stake and sizzle.) Gack.

72. Nasty - Demon, called Nasty for short, gives 65 year old lecher Beauregard silver swimsuit that restores virility.
2* (Effect stops when he takes shorts off, or down.)

73. Rope Trick - On second honeymoon in Calcutta, disappointed wife buys flute and lesson from Hindu fakir, then happily watches sheet rise when she plays music to husband in bed.
3* (Pajama drawstring lifted sheet.)

74. Abominable - Sir Chauncey Atherton seeks Lola Gabraldi, the loveliest woman in the world, carried off by an Abominable Snowman.
2* (For centuries, a special drug has transmuted lost mountaineers, to maintain the small tribe in a survivable form, so Chauncey must replace Lola, whom he just shot.)

75. Bear Possibility - Expectant father especially worried because he had to magically transform wife into bear to protect her from aggressive male, when she fell into zoo pen.
2* (Nine months previous, after ten yearning childless years.)

76. Recessional - Faithful to his embattled King, the narrator rejects late Bishop's theory that "we are but puppets ... White is not necessarily good and Black is not necessarily evil."
2* (Voice in sky says checkmate; survivors slide into tomb, join already dead "IT IS NOT JUST")

77. Contact - Last small city of dying Mars civilization, with much to offer, watches hopefully for first test rocket from Earth set to land 1K miles north.)
3* (Earth technicians miss, 1K miles south, believe no Martians. "Willie was right.")

78. Rebound - Small-time crook finds his "drop dead" over phone comes true, as does everything. He retreats to countryside and plans world takeover, shouts triumphantly, disregarding whomsoever hears.
2* (His body found next day at top of Echo Hill.)

79. Great Lost Discoveries I -- Invisibility - Discoverer in 1909 sneaks into Sultan's harem onto sleeping couch of beauty, but she screams.
2* (Eunuch guard swishes scimitar accurately in darkness.)

80. ... II--Invulnerability - Lt Hickendorf US Navy tests on 1952 A-bomb island.
2* (Force-field only held few hours air, so already dead when landed into sun 49 days later.)

81. ... III--Immortality - Communist (1978?!) Moscow chemist Smetakovsky takes dose when overhears he will die of pneumonia.
2* (He is comatose and delirious, pneumonia immortal too, so buried by 1981 doctors.)

82. Hobbyist - Druggist serves coffee while armed client Sangstrom explains at length why he wants poison to kill wife.
2* (Druggist served poison, asks $1K for antidote and sign papers in precaution.)

83. The End - Professor Jones pushes button to reverse time
1* (reverse to button pushes Jones Professor. End The)

84. Nightmare in Blue - (All begin "He awoke") On vacation, non-swimmer George runs for able wife Wilma when toddler Tommy starts to drown.
1* (Wilma swims to Tommy, stands in three feet of water with dead body.)

85. Nightmare in Grey - After nap, newly accepted fiance looks forward to meeting Susan's family, but similar-looking girl who opens door accts oddly.
2* (Girl calls on phone explaining Grandpa forgots fifty years to before marriage.)

86. Nightmare in Red - Ground shakes, bells ring, he runs into field of posts, not knowing why.
1* (Giant red letters in sky say TILT, like arcade game, "and it was the end of everything.")

87. Nightmare in Yellow - Gambling embezzling lawyer plans alternate identity after murdering wife at exactly 8:46 pm, moment of birth forty years before.
2* (When he turns on light, holding dead body, house full of guests yell surprise.)

88. Nightmare in Green - His wife of six years wins at everything, so at breakfast he will explain he wants to marry houseguest, helpless fragile dainty Laura.
2* (Wife wants divorce because she and Laura are in love. Green = jealousy)

89. Nightmare in White - Newlywed for six weeks, on sofa in his spinster sister Debbie's apartment, he's relieved when he feels wife Betty join him.
1* (His wife stands silhouetted in doorway, "rigid and beginning to scream.")

90. The Short Happy Lives of Eustace Weaver I - Supermarket stock clerk thinks he can parlay store safe contents into grand fortune, so sets time machine to next morning when safe opens
(Employees goggle at him holding safe, so he backtracks to start ...

91. ... II - He gets away, pockets stuffed, but thinks he can alibi if set to day before ..

92. ... III - He flies thousands of miles away to Los Angeles racetrack.
2* (But 25th Century Time Police, who would warn him for gambling, zap him dead for theft.)

93. Bright Beard - Despite rumors of previous wives, new bride caught unlocking closet.
2* (Venusian green-bearded spy chooses color-blind wives, hides radio for invasion plans in closet, graves in cellar.)

94. Cat Burglar - When 20th house baited with prize-winning Siamese, thief who stole only cats is caught, given "exceedingly light sentence" for "laudable" purpose.
1* (He added water to pulverized cremated ashes "for instant pussy" formula.)

95. Dead Letter - Laverty shoots Congressman Quinn despite warning of letter to be delivered in case of unusual death; heart stops when visitor Babcock brings envelope.
3* (Paper blank but Babcock works as Quinn's double.)

96. Death on the Mountain - He dreams of Saarba unknown to villagers in valley; after death he leaves in star that descends every three days, a Saarba week.
1* (Clouds still take the shapes dreamed by the departed loner.)

97. Fatal Error - Walter Baxter, avid mystery reader, plans perfect murder of uncle, adds burglary to divert suspicion as only heir, but is caught.
3* (He forgot to murder uncle, who witnessed burglary.)

98. Fish Story - Human Robert loves mermaid; Triton marries them as merpeople.
3* (Like fish, he swims over eggs to fertilize; in despair over non-consummation, he cannot drown with gills.)

99. Horse Race - Galactic Secret Agent sent to determine if Horse-like inhabitants claiming more asteroids than treaty with humanoids allow.
1* (Yes,"more Horses' asteroids than there are Horses". Haha not punny.)

100. The House - He leaves bright day outside, explores house with odd artifacts and furnishings, elusive voices, ends behind door with his name, enclosed with mother's 1887 magazine, memories of wife, and nine-hour candle.
1* (When dark, he screams and beats hands to "raw and bloody pulp." Huh? Hell?)

101. The Joke - Ace Novelty travelling salesman gets haircut and facial before big date with luscious married blonde; her dicky ticker gives out when he removes attractive mask.
2* (Her husband barber painted ghoul green make-up on boastful customer, then hung himself.)
102. The Ring of Hans Carvel - Aged jeweller suspects new vivacious young wife and bargains with dream devil, who promises she will be faithful as long as he wears this special ring.
2* (She wakes "darling, not your finger. That is not what goes there."

103. Second Chance - Jay and I watch androids replay 1959 World Series game 500 years later.
2* (No humans left, androids keep traditions alive.)

104. Three Little Owls - Owlets leave nest in day despite mother's warnings; first two are scared by hunter and fox, third attacks wildcat using thorn in beak; all then agree with mother.
2* (fable "Moral: Stay home by day. Matinees can get you in trouble.")

105. Granny's Birthday - Outsider lawyer Smith admires 80-year old matriarch and tribe, until only other non-family dies when falling head hits stone, after blow from ex pro boxer.
1* (Granny commands setup, frame both outsiders killed fighting each other.)

106. Aelurophobe - After big inheritance, new wife encourages Hilary to uncover cause of cat phobia via hypnosis.
1* (Sudden gynephobia catapults him into catatonic catalepsy and other cat-words.)

107. Puppet Show - A blood-red stick blue-hair alien rides a burro led by a prospector into Cherrybell Arizona pop.41, and as an "extraterrestrial minister plenipotentiary" calls for a tape-recorder and official representative, so the bar-owner calls his Air Force Colonel step-brother nearby; so starts the interview to enter the Galactic Federation.
3* (The stick, then handsome human disguised as prospector both are puppets to mule, whose last question regards importance of humanoid master race.)

108. Double Standard - On other side of glass, actor observes audience say and do censored profanities in his world, until finally the ultimate consummation.
2* (He screams for equality, to be released from inside TV box.)

109. It Didn't Happen - Lorenz Kane shoots dead stripper who slaps him after refusing offer, tells lawyer Mortimer Mearson that previous victims vanished as if never existed; he theorizes separate list from real people held by Real Estate Companies.
(2* Lawyer calls Midland Realty to remove Kane from reality file, shoots him, he vanishes.)

110. Ten Percenter - Narrator aspiring actor Bill Wheeler caught by wallet-owner Roscoe before using credit cards; agent makes his career, for percentage off the top and under the table, including women.
2* Bill shoots Roscoe to void deal, kills beloved Bessie instead, throws defence, now scared what happens after capital punishment.

111. Eine Kleine Nachtmusik - Clarinetist Dooley Hanks, after suicidal impulses and dream-like orgy, strangles musician for his handmade hautboy, medieval reed instrument, in strange foggy German town.
2* Playing the hautboy calls the rats of Hamelin town, who feast on him.

Typos?
#51 p552 "dissimilated" for disimulated?
#68 p570 29 women have twins = 58 not "thirty infants"