Primeval s1 s2

5* Glittery fragmented rips in time let prehistoric and future predators through to 2008 London, including top-secret team leader's years-gone wife. Frightful - and hilarious. Hot accents in cool scenery. Academics first refusing guns end going for biggest weapons possible. Season cliff-hangers kill off roles quick - and revive. Trailer.
Why are species all giant vicious rampaging man-eaters - no Star Trek Tribbles? Why do humans flee straight ahead of pursuer - not off to side under cover? Like western wagons circle facing out, why not defend sensibly? Effective when normal environments are invaded; E11 idiots run into danger; E12 shrieking idiot attracts danger.

Disc1 (Tricky without episode names, on website some clips do)

S1 E1 Pilot
Eight years after London University researcher Helen Cutter (Juliet Aubrey) vanishes in the Forest of Dean, dinosaurs appear. Mourning husband Nick (Douglas Henshall), student Connor Temple (Andrew-Lee Potts), aide Stephen Hart (James Murray), and just downsized Zoo expert Abby Maitland (Hannah Spearritt) meet on the site. On the other side of a sparkling metal-attracting compass-disrupting anomaly, Nick finds his wife's camera. That night, a quick glimpse, a living fossil, and a cryptic notebook hint at her returned presence.
Humor amid terrifying chases by carnivorous giant toothy predator dinosaur.
Stephen's "Pick on someone your own size" to lures from schoolboy.
"It's not every day you meet a potential girlfriend ... and a dinosaur." - Connor
Answering what a really big footprint means: "I think the scientific term is ... really bad news." - Connor
Rex the flying lizard purrs along to muzak, alone in rising elevator, then drops green poo on the back shoulder beaurocrat James Lester (Ben Miller), who grew over series from annoying to dryly sarcastic.

E2
Connor blabs to pals and Nick boots him off. Subway worker dies from venomous bite from scorpions of the Carboniferous era, 300 million years ago. Stephen bitten, gets a message from Helen calling Nick over to the other side, asks "really beautiful" Abby for dinner (she accepts to also stay for breakfast), and needs a large poison sample for anti-venom, 50% possible cure. Claudia reinstates Connor for his specialist knowledge.
Still funny. Love-struck Connor offers to "huddle for warmth ... or not", after withering look from Abby. Recuperating Stephen feels "Like I gargled sand and slept inside a tumble dryer" and forgets his deathbed invitation, so Abby keeps quiet too.

E3 Underwater anomaly sends hungry prehistoric giant crocs, traps Special Forces diver who returns dead from shock with HC initialled hanky, another invite for Nick. Helen refuses to return to present, dragged back by Lester's soldiers.

Disc2

E4 Helen demands to show them in person where sabre-tooths will invade, escapes through an anomaly junction. Dodos come through, infected with a fatal parasite that takes out Connor's conspiracy freak pal Tom. Abby lets Connor have her couch for a week.

E5 Pterodactyls attack golfers via sky anomaly. Connor overstays welcome and lets out Rex. A flock of smaller carnivores are the perpetrators. Helen incinerates them and saves Claudia.

E6 Future predator builds lair near zoo. When Nick goes back in past with young to seek future anomaly Helen goes back just long enough to disclose old affair with Stephen and publicly invite the former student to join her. Unknown, two bad babies survive. In the present, Claudia never was; her position under Lester held by oily Oliver Leek (Karl Theobald); head office in ARC Anomaly Research Centre building.

Extra: Behind the scenes documentary
Nine week shoot on location, "wading through treacle, "watching paint dry", plus nine adding creatures in studio. - McAllister
"Action hero with brains. That just means that you don't run into things very often."
"Members of the public who are suddenly thrust into an extraordinary situation is what heroes are. "- Henshall
Hilarious watching balloons and traffic cones on the end of a stick and a plump middle-aged guy going "rawwr". Animators who own pets, cats, dogs, birds, add mannerisms to animatronic cheeky naughty chirpy-cute (raccoon + frog) Rex.

Disc3 S2 2008

E7 Raptors in a shopping mall. Nick hears radio reception interference, guess Helen had one, and plan to build detectors. New PR hire Jenny Lewis is high-glam Claudia lookalike, same actress hair dyed very dark. Badly injured Cleaner vanishes, glimpses reappear in future episodes on Leek/Helen side.

E8 Giant worms in sulpher fog in thermostat server control room for office building. Jenny wants Nick to abandon Steve; Helen watching Nick at her house that night. Cute Caroline (Naomi Bentley) picks up Connor at video store.

E9 Sabretooth cat at paintball game in wood at amusement park, turns on owner, assistant park manager, Valerie who raised him from cub and buried her accidentally half-eaten boyfriend. Abby drives a digger. Caroline gets payoff from Leek.

Extras
1 E7 Commentary: by Haines, Hodges, Payne
Most points elsewhere, unmemorable: made-up exterior for real John Lewis stores shot nights only, hide easier to fake than feathers that rattle menacingly, cast get along, Lester started boring now snarky sarcastic voice, fast cuts slip in stunt doublesk, challenge to vary chases.

2 Through the Anomaly: S2 behind scenes
More action, creatures, effects. Covered windows on military test site for ARC. Goofy overview by Potts. Spearitt on wire for high kick. Tough "future" location on Canaries. Continuity requires 300 stills daily. Henshall wins at pool; beat on skateboard by Miller. ADR Additional Dialog Recording to compensate for planes, random noises, has to lip-synch. Making action figures (grownup toys).

Disc4

E10 Teen grabbed from basketball game through drain to canal. Team hear whale song, find shed skin. Fin cuts toward overboard Jen, but shark stomach empty. Ever-present Caroline shows Abby killer neck kick, traps Rex freezing in fridge while duo gone. Abby dragged overboard, given up for dead; Nick blamed, sacked, given lead on the sly by Jen. Con saves Abby, saying "I love you", but interupted back home by Caroline. Nick chases Cleaner who apologizes later to Leek, who answers to Helen.

E11 Girl follows her dog through anomaly into Silurian era desert, Steve and Nick follow; all trapped. Leek intercepts detector signal; giant scorpions take mercenaries headed by Cleaner; leave night-vision goggles with memory that vanish from Nick's office. Jen back to Claudia-medium-brown hair color. Helen, still secretly visiting Steve, plants suspicions about Nick and Lester. Con dumps Caroline by text; she whacks Rex out cold and kidnaps him.

E12 Mastadon disrupts expressway traffic jam, panicked by trapped motorist honking horn and screaming; lured into empty truck, taken to ARC. Jen back to dark hair, reddish now. Reporter Mick Harper starts on scent. Caroline delivers Rex to Leek. Steve chooses Helen for bouncing boobies. Trap set for diverted detection catches Jen; Leek sent her with all men, leaving Lester alone in ARC with future predator and booby-trapped bomb. Helen and Leek trap team in their laser-pen trophy warehouse, throw Caroline in cell with them.

E13 Girl fight in cell. Leek releases scorpion on beach to blackmail calling off ARC search for him; Steve plays tag and wins. Talk about noise control. Con's computer virus hits Leek HQ, releases all animals, including Rex. Helen gave Leek future chips to implant and control future predators and misleads Steve. Jen takes gun. Helen lays prehistoric spiral ammonite shell on Steve's grave, advises patience, sees dozen Cleaner clones gather round.

Extra E10 Commentary by Haines, Hodges and Payne about shooting delays and lighting difficulties in foggy Britain v American California sun. Caroline's pants split, camera front, demonstrating high kick. Brown had to avoid own mannerisms for Jen part. Cost over-runs on one episode reduce budget on others, so extraneous helicopter included. When I wondered why the guys weren't faster rescuing was a moment they were trying NOT to show how rushed the filming was. The brick wall Henshall bashed was real bricks. Miming guns saves armorer. Censors increased tension.


Bugs hate turpentine?

Penguins of Madagascar: Operation DVD

dvd "Penguins of Madagascar: Operation DVD" Dreamworks animation. In the NY Central Park Zoo, animated plump penguins tallest brainy Kowalski, babbling bomber Rico, leader Skipper and shortest cute Brit-accent telly-lover Private act cute and cuddly in public, but the elite commando force performs dangerous save the world exploits. Voices express character perfectly in synch with the brilliant brave beaky "Boys". Finally, animals that do not need big eyes for appeal.

1 Dr Blowhole's Revenge - Amid unbelieving zoo animals, porpoise and chrome claw mutation and lobster army kidnap Sipper's BFF vain bombastic booty-swiveller King Julien, so littlest lemur Mort rides to their rescue on the subway to Cony Island. Full Episode. http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/penguins-of-madagascar-blowholes-revenge-full-episode.html

2 Truth Ache - After a week Operation Big Sneaky, and an accidental dose of truth serum hidden in their hot sauce bottle, regretful Private blabs zoo residents most embarrassing secrets. Full. http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/truth-ache-full.html

3 Command Crisis - "The big one" is coming at 4 pm, but unmetrical skipper buried plans in site to be bulldozed, and got zapped into persona of air-head "Live at Five" TV anchorman Chuck Charles. How will team perform without him? Full. http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/command-crisis-full.html

4 Go Fish - cuteness factor irresistability reading tail wags rewarded by dry soy crackers but Julien leads lemurs, aide chunky Maurice and royal foot grabber tiny "sad eyes" Mort to switch the fresh fish supply trucks and keep fumeless. Full. http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/go-fish-full.html

5 Roomies - Kowalski doesn't know what his new invention does, but the coincidenatal arrival of optimistic otter Marlene's new room-mate rude selfish slob walrus Rhonda triggers Skipper's suspicion that Blowhole has inserted an undercover informant. Clip.Full. http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/roomies-clip.html
http://www.220.ro/desene-animate/The-Penguins-Of-Madagascar-Sez-1-Ep-22-Roomies/dg4FvKwZTH/

6 Needle Point - Skipper fears doctor shots so much he fights the others so Alice won't order their evacuation. Private offers to take his place, endangering his own health. Full. http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/needle-point-full.html

7 Launch Time - To escape greedy Julien, Skipper leads team on vacation to the "moon" (nearby skyscraper roof) where a hungry moon-cat offers hospitality. Full. http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/launchtime-full-episode.html

8 All Choked Up - Zoo-keeper Alice, fed up with foolish visitor questions, installs robot guide, but team sees it as fore-runner to their own replacement by mechanisms. When she sees Rico regurgitating weapons for the assault as usual, she medicates him with time-bomb still ticking inside. Full. http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/all-choked-up-full.html

9 The Hidden - Training to fight without sight, over-thinker Kowalski fails until everyone else vanishes hooked away by long pink sticky visiting new neighbors in the dark Reptile House (spoiler: partying chameleons). Full http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-hidden-full.html

10 Tangled in the Web - Despite Skipper orders to stand still and strong, new webcams for internet popularity votes find Private skateboarding, then acrobatics knock cameras onto Alice dancing in her laundry room. Full. http://www.220.ro/desene-animate/The-Penguins-Of-Madagascar-Tangled-In-The-Web/Jck1B7ZoeC/

Special Features:

1 Previews: Kung-FuPandaWorld.com video games, How to Train Your Dragon 3D, Madagascar & Madagascar 2 Escape to Africa DVDs, Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter, The Penguins of Madagascar nick.com/penguins, FanBoy & ChumChum, SpongeBob SquarePants DVD Collection

2 http://www.nick.com/games/the-penguins-of-madagascar-the-devious-dr-blowhole.html Game (Do not need to enter code "doctor" to unlock Devious Dr Blowhole game at saysnick.com/blowhole.)

3 DreamWorks Animation Video Jukebox of 6 songs
Kung Fu Panda, Kung Fu Fighting, Bee Movie "Here Comes the Sun"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99fDBasFpt8&feature=fvwrel
Shrek "I'm a Believer"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUyu5prWjTE
Over the Hedge "Rockin' the Suburbs"
Madagascar "Move It"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtOFlqHqRpE

New Tricks s1

5* dvd "New Tricks" BBC UK TV show running since 2003: UCOS Unsolved and Open Case Squad has retired police officers prove old dogs can teach new tricks. The team finds the right people, asks the key questions, and imaginatively connects the final dots, rather than flashy phony fancy forensics and computer wizardry. Because of the jokes, humor, laugh-aloud pratfalls, humanity, complicated plots, UK accents and setting, I can sing along with Waterman "It's Alright" repeatedly, and exercise my winks and nudges. HomePage doesn't play clips in Canada, none on YouTube. Sigh. Tops in UK ratings 10 years for good reason.

Brassy bleach blonde buxom Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman (Amanda Redman) is still accountable to red-tape bound superiors. Now civilians, the boys can play beyond their former official rules. Jack Halford (James Bolam), former mentor now usually level-headed second-in-command, has a nightly tot and talk with backyard memorial stone of beloved wife Mary (whose death runs through several episodes). Gerry Standing (David Waterman - joyously belts out theme "It's Alright"), sharp dresser Casanova with amicable ex-wives, always up for a smoke, drink, gamble, or laugh, treads a fine line, his success and near connivance corruption accusation failure from old neighborhood pals who took the low road. Brian Lane (Alan Armstrong), scruffy compulsive nerd brain busting with facts and conspiracies, if off his meds, may bicycle off the road, despite wife Esther, keen of eye, ear, and mind. Season 9 Jack replaced by Steve McAllister (Denis Lawson), I haven't seen. Banter, backup, bicker, brainstorm, bull, bully, they conquer time and crime, and bring justice to the families left behind.

S1 3 discs: Pilot, E1-3, E4-6
preview TV DVDs: Hustle, Lovejoy, The Thin Blue Line (Mr Bean cop)
Episode titles from
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_New_Tricks_episodes#Series_1:_2004
(bbc.co.uk doesn't have titles and videos don't play)

E1 Pilot The Chinese Job
After hi-larious interviews, including trying to resuscitate one elderly applicant, Sandra, demoted for a hostage rescue cockup - she shot dog and their target jumped out the window - presents UCOS with their first case in amusing multisyllable beaurocrat-speak encouraged by her superiors (painting his office lavender for "security"). ("Do you wake up talking like that?") Amid shots of their home backgrounds, they investigate Pimlico cocktail club waitress Anna Dubrovski, July 1981 found battered to death with an ashtray in her nearby flat, accused Roderick Wringer found with her blood on his shoes, her key in his pocket, alibied by his wife, now suing for wrongful arrest. Gerry takes the insider role, being from Wringer's old neighborhood, and records another alibi, and crimes. The new colleauges work through interpersonal eccentricities and finally identify Clarkie, the helpful young hacker-saavy officer in the corner.

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Spoilers:
Clark, transcribing witness statments, notices interview time discrepancies thus corruption of previous officer in charge. DNA samples all wrong: under her fingernails matches envelope licker, blood on shoes not hers. The oldsters are not so naive, know "there are detectives that solve crimes, and those that just want to clear them up".
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E2 ID Parade
Gun resurfaces from young WPC constable Kate Daniels shot 1987. Witness, then six, has recurring nightmare, so memory is revived when Gerry hits fire alarm and sends lineup, and whole building, evacuating. The suspect who left prints all over the weapon is a peeping tom Philip, still peeping, but not a killer. The key lies in the triangle back at Hendon police college, between Kate, Sandra, and dropout, now pensioned off security guard Nick Gilbert, paralyzed by bullet shot by robbers through leg, ricocheted into spine, two months before murder.
Meanwhile, home lives percolate. Unmedicated Brian melts down; his wife leaves with dog Scruffy; he moves in and reorganizes Jack; he takes the crippling souvenir bullet from Nick's aquarium. "Keeping me happy is your job" head honcho invites press to observe success. Sandra starts counselling for her destructive relationships. Gerry's unmarried daughter announces pregnancy. Sad bits are less memorable than silly stuff. Watching Esther thank Jack with a friendly cheek smooch has an oomph knowing the two are married. Overdramatic coicidence with criminals overpowered struggling past informant overshadowed by snoring naps captured by press.
(Spoiler: Nick names robbers who shot Kate, when she intervened for him to get more of spoils after paralysis.)


E3 Painting on Loan
Sir Timothy brings fake painting to Bevan, who brings problem of tracking down the original to UCOS, who find gallery owner, painter, and neighbors died of arson and attributed injuries to threaten fake provider into stealing original for thug.
(Spoiler: Thug dead; UCOS arrest Sir Timothy.)

E4 1984
Activist Josh Livesey found dead an hour away from demonstration but body moved from near inside fence he secretly cut; one former tent-mate there gone bonkers from drugs now suspected after confessing to killing another man, is alibied by two others now married, another house-boater, who all blame Secret Service that did cockup a coverup.
(Spoiler: One was a mole, but motive turns out to be simple jealousy. Now rising politician killed student for sleeping with girlfriend.)

E5 Good Work Rewarded
Teen golf whiz Ken Rodger suicided after charged with murder of 10-year old on super-posh country club estate. Fired groundskeeper dad has emphysema, few weeks left, wants truth, donates lock of son's hair for DNA. Surprising DNA results from surviving members lead to uncaught rapist, adultery.
(Spoiler: Records of posthumous medal show war hero disregarded personal safety; he went to war after learning one son illegitimate and other a murderer.)

E6 Home Truths
Handbag with blood, DNA and baby id reappears after 30 years, from white medical student's (Hugh Fraser - Poirot's Captain Hastings) colored wife and child. Brian's superior told him "just another darky's run away to be with her own kind" and shelve. A fellow "libber" and coworker from same rented house vanished the same day, and a builder links to another disappearance a few streets away.
(Spoiler: Flower seeds lead to builder, whose wife took on new identity and hid old identification. Now dying and estranged, depressive after miscarriage admits she took baby to Ireland after friend drowned accidentally. Doctor reunited with colored son.)


E7 Talking to the Dead
Consulting a medium to contact his wife, jeweller's teen Carol Stillman found three months later, starved to death in a shipping container, reaches Jack. Meanwhile team tested physically and psychologically, and Gerry gets a grandchild, first boy in family.
(Spoiler: The suspect clairvoyant Lombard, baits them, tapes them pushing for a confession, and avoids charges.)


Videos: (from bbc.co.uk. don't play)
Many songs called "It's Alright", only this happy-go-lucky version written by Mike Moran; I searched for another recording in vain. Opening credits, "It's Alright" song, "Magic Majestic" 1/6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6McCmLAiVUo&feature=related S5E3 "A Face For Radio" 1/6, 53 2/6

Awards: 2009 Television and Radio Industries Club Crime Programmes
Series ratings rose steadily to most watched in S5, S8 still increasing past 9M broadcast 25+ countries and on internet. Last season finish announced. Sigh.

Spooks MI-5 s1

dvd UK MI-5 = US Spooks 5* s1 Accents, scenery, architecture, action, lifelong fascination with secret world saviors, cartoon heroes, play pretend, feeling of inside scoop on real danger - actors leave, so cast rotates as corpses, but they usually win over the bad guys, so once hooked, I kept on. Episodes

Comic moments sparse so prized. X-rated for violent repeated deaths, a few curses every episode. Writers seem to hate heroes, give them horrible homes, punishing personal lives, accusations, incarcerations, torture by allies and enemies, no love, always angst, guilt, death. Official Website no longer has S1 clips. Almost everyone murdered painfully, too many betrayed, tortured by own side.

Sought fave funny scene - Danny gets cold tea & kisses, Zoe gets vodka & cold dunk - Got bits, many montages over sad songs. future spoilers has their voices

E4 extras explain missing "working" titles and full cast and crew credits. "Bigwigs" trio are SG (Stephen Garrett, Executive Producer), JF (Jane Featherstone, Series Producer), SCC (Simon Crawford Collins, Producer) abbreviated here because they appear often in extras. DW (writer David Wollenscraft) had idea for secret credits "anonymous" on first script as joke. JF agrees TV audience doesn't care about crew, others agreed more time, unique. Zoe - wants to crawl into hole anyway but feels for makeup girl and necessary important little people. SCC - news followed, made more real

Unusual menu setup, as if spy putting disc into desk computer, side view two black and white security cameras on hooded gloved man. Audio press 5 unintelligible but gave English captions, same as screen. Rolodex has "key feature". Two file folders on desk - tan, white - have more extras, interviews, deleted scenes, "secret" credits. Enclosure diagrams desk, times.

Disc1

E1 Thou Shalt Not Kill Trailer.
Trembling smoker informs that 20 bombs arrived in Liverpool from Ireland, apparent street worker lights cigarette signal, explosion takes out abortion doctor driving and, slowly, later, daughter 7, of family waving farewell. At office, Harry Pearce starts team searching: lead Matthew/ Tom Quinn, Zoe, Danny, IT Malcom, Tessa. Why cookie cutter all super-slim, even lead men. Women have many swingy bobs, whether blondish Tessa or plump grey Connie.

Tails, photos, social chitchat. Conspirators meeting led by Mary Kane, y'all accent favored by this show, gets on my nerves. She had an abortion at 15, killed doctor 25 years later on anniversary, intends a big bang to commemorate her husband going to chair in Florida - ubiquitous show deadline, kills in the name of life. CIA Christine Dale does not sound American.

Tom caught in previous false identity, worried about telling truth to girlfriend Ellie. Bed scenes, including bugged target soundtrack, is titillation. I like funny bits - secret agents blowdry runaway kitty, Maisie blabs overheard "Zoe" on purpose to get Tom in the soup.

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Spoilers:
Too tiring equals fast forward - whine, nag, mean, selfish, the L-word just makes her harsh treatment more cruel - explosion preferable except for little Maisie - although youth does not guarantee goodness. Wimpy when good guys give sweet long lives to scum. This one got justice, gives her right to choose. Hard to watch IT Colin knowing villains hang him in later episode.
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E2 Looking After Our Own Trailer.
Hard-core racist Robert Osborne organizes national riots, orders abused wife to open blouse so business associates see results of cosmetic surgery he paid for, jacket barely open. In side plot, debts tempt Danny to abuse work computer access.

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Spoilers:
Other hated episodes where beloved stars killed; this queasiest, turned away, public outcry when broadcast. Inexperienced admin staffer Helen undercover as wife for Tom is tortured, killled with boiling oil. Closed my eyes, fast forward, interminably long. Forgot Helen betrayed by abused wife. Civil servant decisions often impossible to swallow, thankfully they take own justice. Mournful solo soprano started at her death, through funeral, to motorcycle under tunnel reminiscent of Diana, gunshot sound, fake wedding ring falls from Tom's wallet.
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Extras:
Origins of MI-5 Heads talk
SG drawn back to bookstore's John LeCarré when searching for better than standard police or hospital precincts. British MI-5 has life and death urgency plus personal and professional necessity for lies, would reach wider because we all lie. First try for Ch4 (sex drugs and rock n roll) flopped; who is enemy after cold war?
JF put writing team together, such as radical 70s playwright Howard Brenton. After jobs changed, BBC1 wanted brave, dynamic for younger audience, so got action plus personal aspect.
SCC got green light at last minute, cheered because liked scripts.
Zoe Reynolds (Keeley Hawes): good part
DW already had good team, wanted to do story about ordinary people in ordinary job turn out to be spies. Soprano popular then.

Audio Commentaries:

E1 by writer DW, producer JF, director E1,2 Bharat Nalluri
For first script, 30 drafts of 4 or 5 stories, 40-50 cuts of first few minutes. No credits deliberate to emphasize anonymous sources. Grid is their name for office; diddley-dees are their name for the location captions for Thames House, really same architect, Covent Garden Freemason's Hall. Matt presses up button and down light goes on, twice. Elevator door really to gent's loo, excuse for their Ellie talk. Script did (?) acknowledge current 9/11 event. Inner sanctum "pods" have Xrays for real, here manual spin, blue lights. Interior was University medical lab. Authentic identity boxes, actual spies have 20-30.

Did split screens for surveillance, stuck, stolen by Yanks' 24, Mary Kane (Lisa Eichorn) is American, but born in NY, University Queens Kingston Ontario, so accent crock. Menacing pink embroidered cardi. Real news footage for explosion. Real spies also choose IT jobs as boring to discourage interest. I missed they sprayed a gas smell, real trick, for their cover as repair crew. Cat, extradition to capital punishment were researched, real experience.

"Obbo" observation van, like Tardis, larger, big set with ceiling fan shadow unnoticed. Malcom here infatuated with Zoe, yet later they make him gay boyfriend with IT Colin. Surprise. Girl's hospital death has funny out-takes. Where? I found none. Matt looks to be in mirror, is not. Deleted scenes with Danny and Zoe on roof, omit when 140-150 scenes; usual is 90. Colors cold - blue walls, blue shirt - emphasize Matt's eyes. Rooms re-used later. Danny wears expensive leather jackets and heavy gold bracelet for money trouble plot line.

E2 by creator-writer DW, producer SCC, director Bharat Nalluri
Ramp is superfast speedy film rate. Have 14 days to film episode, so group scenes according to set. When writers and directors vary, next one out-does one before. 8 year old drew as 6 for Maisie. Friend contributed loggerhead turtles idea. Use real edit suite and machine for set. Looked at 20 community centres for visual interest, and still didn't like result. Real operation would take months, TV takes minutes as days. Deleted domestic scenes about forgotten washing up and ordering curry. Their bedroom was E1 Mary Kane's interrogation room; Matt looks more nervous in bed here than in with Mary.

Zoe in Kremlin is real jargon for MI-5. "Move to close" became crew jargon. Re-use graveyard. We all know what burns feel like, so we feel pain. Really cold tea with coloring, bubbles, smoke. Found containers so set chase there instead of street. Seaside sequence cut to Tessa's face watching, we hear crying of drowning refugees. Real time car in tunnel on 4 security screens. Poetic finale without words.

Extras: First File
Appraisal - Zoe Reynolds 26
All spy resumés ("appraisals" and "reports") have brief first page: name, education, dependents, aliases. Second reads like advertisement in easy language , book blurbs, not realistic files.
Keeley Interview - S2 three cover identities, only girl

Editing MI-5 - Colin Green
First experience pop videos good training for fast 4 minute films, quick cuts, comedy last minute, 3 week shoot, cut 1 hour from day before to 10 mins tops, show dir at end of day, sound & music, finishing & dubs, overall 2 months because 2 at a time, took longer for first two episodes trying out and failing, (influences is unheard question, answer is blathery lots)

Intelligence Report - Helen Flynn

"Shock" behind scenes
DW admits "I killed Helen Flynn. I'm sorry.",
actor Danny (David Oyelowo) shouted to wife "They've just fried the head of a main character",
JF brought forward plot from later episode and rewrote E1 for more Helen
DW wanted real people in real trouble, not James Bond, not cavalry in time, not fake bounce back from fatal injuries
editor Colin Green - can't see how palatable
actor Tom (Matthew MacFadyen) - grueling, nasty, tough, but not emotionally draining
producer SCC - cannot kill star every week
director Bharat Nalluri - primordial fears sharks, falling, burning to a crisp, everyone knows physicality of being burnt, characters you care about
Colin - key is sound, makes brain tick over at alarming rate, heebie jeebies at first look
Bharat - see very little, like shadow instead of cat, look carefully on dvd NO
Colin - so much screaming he had to play insanely bizzarely loud cheerful music in cutting room, bizarre, only see rubber hand
DW - we made the point, reaction majority for it artistic
Matt - 3-400 complaints, not gratuitous, imagination why worked so well, more blood n guts on news
David - complaints because Lisa Faulkner loved by many men out there
DW - friends' angry phone calls "how could you? but well done"

Deleted Scenes
Danny and Zoe on roof - "that's Mars", "I got someone pregnant" - Helen comes - "flat's come through:
Matt ordered curry, Helen cooked, Matt leaves dishes

Secret Credits - title, full cast & crew
E1 "Thou Shalt Not Kill" - Tom (Matthew Macfadyen), Zoe (Keeley Hawes), Danny (David Oyelowo), Harry (Peter Firth), Tessa (Jenny Agutter), Helen (Lisa Faulkner), Colin (Rory Macgregor), Malcom (Hugh Simon), Ellie (Esther Hall), Maisie (Heather Cave),

E2 "Looking After Our Own" same plus (Robert) Osborn (Kevin McNally), Claire Osborne (Debra Stephenson)

Second File
Profile - Tom Quinn 32
aliases include Davy Crockett, nickname from McCann
Starting Out interview Matt Macfadyen - in the family, school plays, drama schools 3 yr, happiest on stage, not a proper job, paid love it

Creating MI-5 DW
Writer Beginnings - grew up in "America", TV Hill Street Blues & Moonlighting fast glossy slick, moved here Edge of Darkness inspiration edgier, single writer vs US teams, fun to get paid, not political (answers hidden question)

Directing E1,2 Bharat Nalluri
1971 Nov1 arrive in England, walked past mother to TV, box person inside, Lucas Star Wars, borrowed dad's Super 8 camera trial and error, awards, Crow franchise, now choosy for script blockbuster later
, spooks "perfect script". Find cast, crew, schedule, fine-tune script, rush around film while edits, producer, music, sound, long process


Gallery stills on set

DVD-Rom Content on disc - Scripts pdf, Wallpaper, Weblink, Cult-link


http://www.mi5.gov.uk
http://www.bbc.co.uk

Disc2
Menu same security camera side panels, verbal instructions to intruder "Dark Angel" entering office with disarm passcode. Confuses - flashing red box is not where cursor sits.

E3 "One Last Dance"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qehBRmxT4wc
Zoe to Turkish Consulate party as Emily, exposed when Kurds take hostages. Tom, while birthday party waits at home (snarky Ellie refuses to answer phone, witch) has to negotiate. Nearby bank is drained of money and names of every MI-5 and MI-6 agent. Ex-agent Johnny Marks, supposedly dead, got codes by kidnapping relevant daughter.
(Spoilers:
When he brings asthma medicine for consul tied to bomb on balcony, Tom tugs Zoe out of reach, so sniper shoots bandit, building stormed. Johnny brings name to Tessa, who loved him and miscarried his child, and trades them to Harry for walking free with £15M.)

E4 "Traitor's Gate"
In demonstration against coming London visit by American President Bush, Zoe recognizes rugby tackle and Peter Salter (Tony Head - Buffy's mentor, Dr Who alien) "legend" spy, orders his release. Ellie sees Tom's bullet wound; she's vetted, Tom can tell truth; she goes snarky, wants more than he can say, insists he tell kid 6 or they leave, refuses call, again, hangs up on his work. Witch. He deserves better, so do kids. MI-6 Jules (Hugh Laurie - Jeeves' Bertie Wooster, House). Salter recruited Tom. Hairy chests on both - Tom dark and furry, Peter sparse and grey.
(Spoilers:
Tom knows Salter loves anarchist chick ("shagged 2 years" is "get to know"?), has to figure out double cross. Tessa tells Zoe she runs phantom agents for money, bribes her 10K to keep quiet. Silly to see Salter stripped for bugs, dressed in skirt, then leading others like baby chicks past blind spots. How does he bring terrorists disc after they stripped him? Sound effects imitate tinnitis, feels real. Surprise ending forgotten - he grabbed Tom's belt and hung, later another airport scam.)

Commentaries
E3 SCC, actor Zoe (Keeley laughs throughout, one remark - only rehearsal is lighting), director Rob Bailey, writer Simon Mirren
Only one terrorist actor spoke Kurdish. Too windy Horse Bridge reshot in Roehampton. Rainy set needed water hose when later dry. Actor who played daughter - tied up, cried - only did comedy before; Johnny retapes her mouth before she says her one line. Matt has sunglasses, eyes closed, or in profile because burst blood vessel in right eye for two episodes. Color drains to blue-gray in red Turkish consulate room, when situation more tense, unnoticeable, constrasts with browns in surveillance van - and ceiling fan. Extras couldn't return, so a dad filled in. Asthmatic Turkish consul had real cold, sat hours on balcony in pouring rain. Freeze frame on Johnny's resumé has false odd phrases - Mary Kane bomber and her website, age 40 found shot dead in Florida home; Harry says he identified body burned in Irish car bomb.

Tablecloth cut in half so terrorist could rip onto cop's head. "Dutch angle" shot means at 45º angle. Bank president (Jeremy Book) disguised in Star Wars, attends all conventions. Very windy, had to speak loudly, often record "guide track", later dub (ADR acronym - words differ, same meaning). Expository dialogue hinders action. Art department Scandinavian, so is rolling list of MI-5 employees.

Guns are real, decommissioned. Deliberate pauses, flag waves lightly, amid frenzy. Tessa's super fancy flat, real sliding closet doors, hint at inflated income. Harry gets outside rarely. Wind blows away voices, lights, and Steadicam camera. Many threads to tie off.

E4 producer SCC, director Rob B, writer Howard Brenton
Increasingly complicated recaps. (Like worst Stargate episodes rehash.) Real news riot footage, real building overlooking square, real time. Again, they don't mention, but I see spy resumé , here Salter, deteriorates into hash of Mary Kane phrases, appendicitis, terminated pregnancy, abortionist website. Tee-hee, tsk-tsk.

Theatre acting understated for small screen. Hand-held blurs foreground focus. Different writer gives more scenes. MI-6 in truth Oxbridge, government foreign office, vs MI-5 grammar school, confirms source. Scouted train station quiet, on day unusable, all dubbed, broken up, hard for actors to hold performance. All writers agree on character of Tom, he decides suddenly, even flips, down new track.

Deep throat adviser solved trapped in house by phoning cops complaining naughty couple in car and kids around. Camera dropped by accident gave appropriate shot. Danny gets caught here fiddling banks, good later in series. Brainy cops and chiefs depart from norm. Tom bounces on couch, wound forgotten, oops. Used fake doggy doo for message drop, real example is dead rat. Sandwich box comes out of nowhere. Phantom agent is real problem, not only money, but false info. Lispy writer is fan of early "Taggart"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taggart
http://programmes.stv.tv/taggart/
http://taggart.stv.tv/video-evidence/taggart-episode-106-silent-truth/
where plot turns out to be about something different, tried to do here. Tinnitis like nose bleed from Carré's Tinker Tailor. Cut to reactions, close and reactions sells emotion, cannot do on cinema screen. Dialogue from next scene overlaps Tom groaning in pain on floor.

Extras File1 - can hear the questions behind the interviews
Profile - Zoe Reynolds 26
Paper. Interview Keeley - Acted 10 years at drama school, spotted Oxford St modelled, gave up happily for part.

Appraisal - Harry Pearce
Peter Firth "I'm hard to pigeon-hole", wants "quirky". Harry "suit with a twinkle" well-read rather than well-educated, writers pepper quotations.

The Cast - interview bits with lots of faces, enthusiastic, joy, look forward to

MI-5 Terminology -
Report: founded 1909, now 1900 staff at Thames House, half under 40, under half women
Terms seem normal after watching and reading this material before 2- spook, agent, watcher surveils. 3 - safe house, brush contact is drop message picked up soon, 4 - dead lettter box, legend 5 - backstop - vouches for legend, buggers/ burglars 6 - going native, jammer
Tongue twisting - actors' interview shots: lots of laughs, DW most "chewy", weapons, computers, Matt "debriefed" "penetrated" "blown" leads to giggles

Secret Credits E3,4 18 pages of full cast and crew, working titles
regular plus E3 "One Last Dance" - Johnny Marks (Christopher Fulford), Leyla (Katie Jones)
E4 "Traitor's Gate" - Peter Salter (Anthony Head)
Henry VI - book by David Oyelowo took 6 months, never written anything after school, play age 24 less reaction than "black"
DVD-Rom Content - scripts, wallpaper, weblinks as before

File2
Profile - Danny Hunter 25
"Starting Out" David Oyelowo fancied a girl at church, "date" was acting lesson, he kept on, encouraged by teacher, young "telly addict" later asked "could I do that?"

Profile - Tessa Phillips 48
"Startin out" Jenny Agutter by chance, naturally ballet school, boarding school, Walt Disney needed girl easy to pick up and carry, got her out of school, had no qualifications for anything else

Appraisal - Tom Quinn written summary no age, elsewhere 32
Playing - DW, Matt - everyone has a bit of Tom in them, "good fun" running around, bashed up

Intelligence Report - Jools Siviter 45 MI-6 summary Hugh Laurie
bits from others and later episode(s) clips, gallows humor, guess they couldn't get Hugh himself

The Terror Question
DW 9/11 "sidewinded" and made Spooks suddenly relevant after 4 episodes, changed tone, increased scale of danger, Bharat everyone now believes what they couldn't before, did rewrite scenes, sources frightening & reassuring, Zoe (Keeley) - now "more horrifying", S2 no emergency vehicle available because in real use JW - We try to inflame BOTH sides of argument

Gallery - stills, promo ads comments from bigwigs DW, SG cute fact - needed 6M viewers 30%, got 9M 42%. Billboards - one by Matt's flat, DO - hard to drive roundabout seeing own giant face, Keeley - "bizarre but fun".

Deleted Scenes
In flat, Zoe preps for Turkish party, Danny (never Dan) watches
Ellie and Maisie dancing around before birthday party, gets roses from Tom (never Tommy)
Tessa wants Zoe to "tell tales" in ladies' loo

Disc3
Same intruder entry to Grid, instructions for choices on desk in split screen.


E5 "Rose Bed Memoirs"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8-qnjcEs8k
1993 Middle East photo of Saudi royal, Brits, Russian in cahoots. Forward to Hampton Wilder, released from prison after conviction for illegal arms dealing as Minister, now saved by Jesus, claims regret for memoirs that slanders PM's favorite, Maynard for continuing his treason. Ellie's ex Mark Hodd threatens Tom; when Ellie rants, I fast forward. Tessa's black lace undies plus the sound of a zip, she's already involved with Maynard. Zoe scoffing Danny's vodka into her teapot, and he dunking her head into cold water is funny; both learn Harry said they're "the brightest and the best", and gets funnier. Jools "Glad someone's running the country".
(Spoiler:
Doorbuzzer goes mid-kiss for Zoe and Danny, weekend visitor walks out, Jools takes supposed manuscript out of pants, whole office chimes "Christ", laughs. Contrasts with serious Lermov stabs and inquisitions for truth - fast-track to foreign office is CIA asset. Twists. Maybe cleverest episode, minimum violence, maximum foolery.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NHnozfE88U Spoiler Ending)

E6 "Lesser of Two Evils"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eqGMjVQ35k See recap, first 4 mins, ignore rest, really next episode
Danny fail-safes Tom's house to protect Ellie. Tom meets questionable IRA McCann in the middle of a field and strip, mirror-like, despite the serious music, the "dance" and the wellies make me laugh - found no gag reel or out-takes. McCann asks for 30 hours blind eye in exchange for Arab attack on Brit nuclear power station; team figures Irish plan subway (Brit "tube") stop bomb. Someone made a poor joke with curtained shadow of politician D.G. (Deputy General) getting finger up the bottom simultaneous with Tom's request to go over Harry's head. Another thread - Zoe tells Harry about Tessa' phantom agents when she asks for lots.

I thought the best place in an explosion was inside the bathtub or the fridge. Cool looking inside a computer. Tom deserves somebody coolheaded. Cliff-hanger ends before bomb should explode.
(Spoilers:
I remember Maisie gets sticky fingers all over the card and trouble ensues, but they live because later she blabs at school. Tense last minute save at power plant. Targets "disincentivized" but "it's never over".)

Commentaries
E5 "The Rosebud Memoirs" by writer lispy Howard Brenton, actor David Oyelowo (Danny), producer JF, editor Colin Green, director Andy Wilson
Desert was quarry in freezing February, real Saudi tent was in underground carpark. Jenny (Tessa) proud of being 50; they don't say she used undie double. Second time through Tessa's "tour through the sensitive areas" has double funny meaning. Matt's eye still bloodshot. He didn't like only punch in series to be at doddy oldster. Holland Park Orangerie has lovely society mural. Serious scenes (often?) provoke actor giggles. Clothed bottom and naked chest shot of David. He had to dunk Zoe once, too wet for re-shoot. Bigshot Hugh Laurie leaving opera box really had to exit and enter closet.

Trafalgar Square is "heart of the Empire", now fenced off, scenery big reason I watch BBC. Danny can't "eat your cake and have it" - David. Script specified "silk boxers" for Jools. Couldn't work out CIA agent tie-off suggestion till late, fifth draft. They notice many unplanned views through bars.

E6 by co-auther (with DW) Brenton, actor David O, producer JF, editor Green, director Wilson
Most hand held new Minimar one-hander French (built at request of Jean Goddard), took only four minutes per special roll. Camerman's own hand with grenade and feet marching to safe house as Irish McCann. DW originated treatment, split up 30 pg each, united on one computer to revise whole. New angle to meeting room because last scene, demolished whole wall forever. Say only scene with convential camera to concentrate attention on wordy exposition, but is later. DW does tongue twisters. Off-com only allows twelve phone numbers for TV, cannot choose realistic digit combo.

CIA source says they really do meet in fields and disrobe. Snow and sleet right after freezing, repeated ten times. McCann "Irish peasant" accent specifically made-up, based on real person. Olympic rowing practice pool, same as E5 tent. Cooperation based on current news. Brainstormed ideas bound together by DW. Green Irish website did give attack info. Fine line between credibility and giving instruction manual to terrorists. Plant plans from real decommissioned site. D.G.'s is same as opera and gentleman's club is 1960s opulent silk merchant's house. Forgot he was Doctor behind green curtain, chosen to invoke Wizard of Oz. Men laugh at prostate scene.

Not usual 3 act structure. Real videos of missile launch. True MI-5 lenient, pension off miscreants, send to obscure locale. Newscasters rewrite scripts for realism. Accepted farm before knew sewage collecters. "Untie his hands" - find any gag. Real soldiers search for terrorists and ordnance. "Disincentivized" is real euphemism. Thought of Goldfinger when police refuses dime to report bomb, for cliff-hanger explosion.

Extras: File1 (left to right, tan)

Appraisal - Danny Hunter
Written page. Interview actor Dave "best telly scripts ever", meant too much. He scratches his nose saying he loves close group, have "sometimes too much fun". (Someone said nose touch, like Nixon, means fibs.) Spies are not ordinary, but extraordinary. Non-computer-ish in real life, good at "look like you know what you're doing".

Profile - Harry Pearce 52
Interview Peter Firth - desire to show off, joined drama club for girl (like Dave O). Double-deckers show his age "age is very cruel".

Deleted Scenes
Harry taking flowers, chides office gossiper, taking to grave.
Zoe guiding Danny's welcome to flat for Ellie and Maisie to push reunion with Tom. "Be yourself". "Why do you think I'm so nervous?" Maisie translates b-a-s-t-a-r-d.
Tessa asks Zoe "You're a big girl aren't you?"
Back to Danny-Ellie meet.
Danny dozing at computer with pizza slice, "good friend" Zoe scared about Tessa.
Tessa looks at Zoe in loo (that is the full deleted scene, one look while Zoe towels her hands)

Secret Credits 20 pages includes crew for Extras
E5 "The Rose Bed Memoirs" Lermov (David Calder), Wilder (Tom Piggott-Smith), Maynard (Nicholas Farrell), Jools Siviter (Hugh Laurie)
E6 "Lesser of Two Evils" Madge/Housekeeper (Linda Marlowe), McCann (Lorcan Cranitch), D.G. shadow (Henry Goodman)

Season Two interviews: bigwigs trio, Peter & Matt, Keeley
JF - 10 episodes more range than 6 in S1, focus on more than Tom. Peter - "people like the product, you can lay it on thicker". Keeley - "bigger and better because we've all been down to the gym, well, once"
Preview clips. Zoe, Danny, Tom walk toward us with helicopter flying in background, expect explosion.

File2 (right-most, white)
The World of Spies - An Intelligent Community
Peter -"they couldn't tell us, they'd have to kill us". Keeley repeats Peter and recalls they did meet MI-5 officer. Matt "inverted demented glamor" "everyone loves spies", said applications for MI-5 tripled after Spooks aired. SCC wanted to humanize between LeCarre creepy betrayal and slick Bond "break speed limit". JF "paranoia becomes part of life". SG filed as "Prawn". Green - losing cat & hairdryer real

Producers: What they do interviews bigwig trio - SG jobs overlap, overall creative and organizational primo, hire right people to realize vision; JW TV long-running series needs unity unlike film

Appraisal - Tessa Phillips (Tom 32)
Jenny Agutter interview - results of hard decisions, Tessa self-serving unlike Stella Rimington (former MI-5 director, now espionage author, but equally adulterous as heroine Liz Carlyle)
http://www.stellarimington.com/
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0099461390/bloomsburymag-21 excerpt At Risk (Stella #1)
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/287852.At_Risk

Gallery of stills, many folded arms, three from in-field double disrobe

DVD-ROM (their all-caps, not mine) Content - scripts, wallpaper, weblinks - same as other discs
Windows Vista warned "incompatible", so not possible to test.

Spy Next Door

dvd "The Spy Next Door" 2009 Bob Ho (still 5* amazing Jackie Chan) secret agent on loan from China to CIA, acrobatically kungfu capturing Russian sharp dresser (if his posse would only oblige) Poldark (Magnus Scheving) in the factory laboratory or sickly sweet pink princess costumed lisping Nora (Alina Foley) 4 in the Halloween decorated mall. Bob is on the verge of removing his Clark Kent spectacles, revealing his identity, giving up his job, and proposing to (much younger) neighbor Gillian (Amber Valetta).

Her three kids, rebellious mouthy stepdaughter Farren (Madeline Carroll) 13 is angrier than the villain, geek liar Ian (Will Shadley) 10, and aforementioned adorable Nora with ubiquitous kitty and nipping turtle, resent the "boring" boyfriend. A CIA mole, either hillbilly expression "not the sharpest barb on the wire" Colton (Billy Ray Cyrus), or greedy Glaze (George Lopez), is helping heavy-Slav-accented blonde wig in tight low-cut black side-kick Ms. Creel (Katherine Boecher) retrieve a downloaded file with a multi-million dollar formula.

Like silent film stars Harold Lloyd and Charlie Chaplin, Chan is an expert at make-you-laugh face and body expressions, using frypans, ladders, whatever comes to hand. He often plays orphans because he is one. His early films with close pals are more funny cartoon action than scary violent. I have long admired his great talents at stunts and clowning; I had a videotape collection; too bad about outdated technology. I still find his accent thick; thank goodness for accurate subtitles (TV broadcast was wrong, and omitted essential scenes for understanding), especially when he jives straight-face "It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's the bomb." dancing movements and secret hand-heart-kiss signal taught by Madeline. To the "university student" offering her "not a date", he has two words "Thir-teen." Moments for replaying to memorize. Beneath the fun is serious stuff about how it feels not to belong.

In extra interviews, the cast calls him a "wise kindly energetic uncle". Chan's hair looks too black, but he is a most lovable family father figure. Alina is a vegetarian (guess the spitting out bacon was real) calls herself an actor now, hopes to be an animal rescuer; Madeline will be an actress or swim with dolphins; Will wants to help buy pet food for owners (first I thought he meant for poor people to eat). The blooper reel is, like Chan includes on most, with the end credits.

Mrs Caldicot's Cabbage War

"Mrs Caldicot's Cabbage War" 2002 5* stars Pauline Collins as a recent browbeaten widow, tricked into "Home" rife with the odor of cabbage. Thelma rouses from a medicated stupor, from "a few days ago I wouldn't have said boo to a goose" to strive for freedom and happiness (see Asides below). Personal stamp of validity that this is a light-hearted version of a cruel truth. Delightful, mournful, hopeful, sad, funny, sweet. Trailer. Full.
Based on book by Vernon Coleman

Quibble: Thelma claims son Derrick never laughed "even as a baby when tickled", but he smiles widely and shrieks happily when his wife Victoria, impressed by his creative connivances, gooses him
(Spoiler:
and their loud bed bouncing attracts the neighbors, even an astonished cop.)

Collins plays an older version of her "Shirley Valentine" role, the first videotape I ever bought, and favorite live theatre production, solo. On chair, a bare stage, she recreated her family, friends, new friends, rainy England, and sunny Greece. Trailer.
Hardly worth X-rating for brief happy topless bounces, milder than a French beach, and exuberant earth moving in response.

Scary Asides:
U.S. Constitution ends with hope for country freedom and happiness, not assert individual right to such. http://constitutionus.com
The Declaration of Independence
http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html
states "all men are created equal" with Rights to "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness" - note "pursuit", not the emotion itself, dependent on brain and body chemicals.

Canada's "Charter of Rights" waffles "subject only to such reasonable limits prescribed by law" and restricts "right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice". Oh dear. Cory Doctorow's "Little Brother" could have ended differently a few miles north.

Around the world, governments vary,
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2124553/Brits-come-18th-UNs-World-Happiness-rankings--Costa-Rica-Israel-UAE.html
even the World Health Organization Constitution only cites certain "principles are basic to the happiness, harmonious relations and security of all peoples".
http://apps.who.int/gb/bd/PDF/bd47/EN/constitution-en.pdf

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Gutenberg.org "The Burglar's Fate and The Detectives" by Allan Pinkerton

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Richard Scarry Operation





Animation Express 0*

26 French/English shorts with subtitles. Sad dull boring and horror. Trailer. Disc1.
1 Madame Tutti Putli - horror, silent girl rides train, organ theft
2 Forming Game - letters shapes music India baby
3 Hungu - patterned aborigines arrow equines, ma cries for baby who ages, skull to instrument at start
4 Rosa Rosa - flickers lovers narrate war baby color normal "life goes on"
5 Rains - railway highrise umbrellas traffic violin clear piano birds

6 Retouches - plunk-notes wiper flakes orange road hand stair paintbrush man lines volleyball lines green
7 Subservience - bleak plain, panting servant rolls red carpet, drinks, violins ballerina 2 carpets contiguous servants sink for binocular wipe, alone high view
8 Spare Change -Montreal "dont talk to me about sunny skies" grey shade outlines bums bum asshole St Peter flame "go to Hell" rock color "do it" amoeba
9 The Spine - codependent counsellor fingers, cowboy Dan (Gordon Pinsent) body parts fall off fuck balloon songbird Mary deflates pink-green spine marriage
10-13 The Man who Slept, How People got Fire, Robes of War, Drux Flux

Killer Elite

"Killer Elite" 2* dvd 2011 action (x-rated 3* if cut opening obscenities) Big Guns, good guys forced into backstabbing betrayal situations, set in 80s. Starts with car explosion and assassination in Mexico, pit stops Australia, Oman, England, Wales, Paris. But the moral is twisted as to which killers are good and bad. The pivotal revelation and others:
"That's not who I am. That's what I've done. And I can do something else." - Danny
"A war isn't over till both sides say it is." - Sheikh, then Danny
"Killing is easy. Living with it is the hard part." - Danny - only applies to honorable souls.
"Game's over." "Everybody gets found." - Hunter
"I don't care about the past. I care about now." - Anne

Arab Sheikh takes Hunter (Robert De Niro) hostage to force special-ops Danny (Jason Statham) out of one-year retirement in Australia. Flashbacks show he's getting close to happy with a gorgeous childhood pal outback farmer Anne (Yvonne Strahovski, love the accent unlike Yank TV Chuck's Sarah). Backed by two shady former team-mates, Elvis-style Davies (unrecognizable Dominic Purcell) and Natzi-look Meier (Aden Young), the job is to get confessions and, in "accidents", take down their own, three British SAS (Special Air Forces) heroes who were ordered against three royal princes. Spike (Clive Owen - dons bifocals and obviously dyed black hair) is on his tail, but there's a fishy committee of grey-haired suits behind the scenes, and a hint from the first victim that the real plot concerns the real perpetrator(s) and an imminent tell-all book. I wish they could've stopped the first hand-to-glass shards conflict for a chat and cooperate to fake the deaths and take down the ones giving orders. Based on 1991 officially-denied maybe-true story of "The Feather Men" (with "light touch") by Ranulph Fiennes, whose name/character is in the film. Trailer

My favorite lines are funny:
"You don't trust that snake do you ? He's lying." - Davies
"Yeah? How do you know?" - Danny
"His lips were moving."

"Relax. I only killed the car." - Hunter

(Spoilers:
Danny doesn't want to do the job, and the last surviving spoiled Anglophile son (Ben Mendelsohn, disappointed over no stunts) doesn't want to go back to the desert, despite his father's six-months-left fatal illness. At the end when Statham and Owen both find out who set them up, they still don't cooperate. Only at the final scene do we get the last names "Brice and Frazer".)

Special Features:

Interviews with 7 stars, 6 crew (director, producers, and key make-up) are brief pithy answers between annoying plaudits. I knew the hair, glasses, other elements were out of place, but I didn't twig the time was 1980s until here.

13 Deleted Scenes
Some make no context without intros, didn't know how important they were until I missed them. Good reasons for leaving most bits out; I might have kept 3 and 10. Guess by descriptive titles which have excess violence, which slow momentum, which great trees:
1 Take our card 2 Inside the box, 3 It's just work, 3 It's goint to take some time 5 Knife throwing 6 Sugar packet 7 He had it coming 8 You just can't give it up 9 One for the road 10 It was an ambush 11 The real world 12 The roof is on fire 13 Shipping dock

Previews:
"The Grey" Liam Neeson fighter, sharp metal knuckles, in snow
"The Rum Diary" Johnny Depp 1950s Puerto Rico drunk reporter hallucinates
"Dream House" Daniel Craig haunted house horror
"Shark Night" summer lake vacation horror

Iron Man

"Iron Man" 4-5* dvd 2008 is playboy arms dealer Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) who finds meaning to life, in a new hero's powered metal flying suit. Humor. His dead founding father's late partner is dealing under the table with the enemy (Jeff Bridges). Danger and death. His best friend is pretty Pepper (Gwyneth Paltrow). Hint of potential romance. Explosive, blazing, electrocuting special effects. Human emotion of greed, need, betrayal, loyalty, sacrifice, hope. I'd like to see reprise 2010 Iron Man #2, possible 2013 #3 and 2012 TV show.

Firefly 2002 5*

"Firefly" is the spaceship class of transport vessel "Serenity" in a 2517 Western frontier colony culture plus Chinese checkers, phrases, and costumes is non-stop memorable quotes. Between fights I was out-loud ongoing laughing.

Honorable Captain "Mal" Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillion TV's Castle), former Browncoat ("it was on sale") Independents' Sergeant preserves his crew and serves justice no matter what: faithful second Zoe (Gina Torres), her husband and pilot "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk - Dollhouse's Alpha), "Companion" high-class courtesan (chooses her own clients), glam eye-candy Inera (Morena Baccarin - Stargate SG-1's Adria, V's Anna - villains), unreliable muscle Jayne (Adam Baldwin - Chuck's Casey), always cheery beloved mechanic Kaylee (Jewel Staite - Stargate Atlantis' Dr Jennifer Keller).

But on the fringes, the jobs get more dangerous. No fancy ninja moves - stomp on foot, throw sand. Snappy slang, retorts, jabs (verbal and physical), kicks, shots combine action and fun. "Shiny" is good; "gorram" is cursed bad. Dictionary. I think I should find Joss Whedon for memorable quotes. Clips good if not scenes deleted for good reasons.


Disc 1

S1 E1 Serenity - original pilot episode - is the Firefly class cargo ship and valley of last battle where Independents lost all to Alliance. When high-grade top-density fully-supplemented ("one bar feeds a family for a month, longer if they don't like their kids too well") are salvaged, the requester Badger (Mark Shephard - Supernatural's Crowley, Dr Who 2011's Canton Everett Delaware III) denies payment, excuse being the "Alliance" government stamp.

To make money, passengers are taken onboard: brilliant surgeon Dr Simon Tam (Sean Maher), "Shepherd" pastor Book (Ron Glass) skilled in hand and gun combat, and a government mole who shoots Kaylee when confronted, and warns forces will continue to pursue Simon's secret cryo-container cargo. Mal opens the box, reveals a scared naked girl River (Summer Glau). Simon rescued his prodigy younger sister from years of painful brain experiments in a special "school". Serenity drifts safely past a big ship, dangerously radioactive full of infected crazies, but the Reavers follow them to Whitefall, closest possible market for food cargo.

After the crew expect, thus escape, mayor Patience's ambush (as soon as I saw the tall hat, I knew the first shot target), the still recovering Kaylee has to direct the others trying a fancy "Crazy Ivan" reverse manoeuvre, that works. Mal knows the Tams will only be safe by moving, like Serenity, so takes Simon on as medic.

E2 The Train Job - Final Pilot Episode (written in one weekend because higher-ups didn't like #1 Badger back-down) - Starts with bellydancing, bar fight, and "big entrance". Nasty Niska pays them to hijack a train shipment, but the sheriff (Gregg Henry) explains why all need medicine, all the terraformed worlds of this new galaxy have quirks, a degenerative disease is theirs. Mal does the right thing, always.

"Say that to my face." "I said you're a coward and a pisspot. Now what are you going to do about it?" "Nothin. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you."
"Know what the chain of command is? It's a chain I beat you with till you understand who's in command here." Negotiating Expert.

E3 Bushwacked - Ghost ship drifts nearby, so they check for survivors, find one, crazed from Reaver massacre (scary), and boobytrap bomb Kaylee maybe can defuse. "If I mess up, it's not like you'll be able to yell at me." When Alliance officials board and interview everyone, where can the fugitives hide? (Spoiler: in spacesuits outside. Mal saves the Alliance captain's life from maniac, so all released, without salvage.)

Commentaries: hiding in Language Selection menu choice
Unrelated points strung together as heard, news to me, maybe not you, arbitrarily paragraphed, sorry.

1 by Joss and Nathan - Mal and Zoe have very tight cream, dark sidestriped pants - mmm. Nathan split Mal's at least three times, suggests wardrobe loosen seams. Real explosions singed eyebrows. Blinks removed by CGI. Chinese phrases preferable silly. Used toy dinosaurs, couldn't afford costly effects. Guests from Buffy and Angel shows, aimed for the best. Baddies have hats. Adam busting box repeatedly scratched Nate with crowbar, held fork like shovel deliberately to characterize.

Nate has contact lenses. Reshoots add intimacy, warmth, danger hints foretell. 300 extras for Persephone port, chickens that scared off potential other lead, mule. Still had not cast Inera, knew no synergy, shot singles so subsitutable. Added Blue Sun signs, hint for later in plot reveal. Lighting warms unusual spaceship, not sterile cold boring, shuttle even sumptuous, Jeannie's bottle. Cleansing bare back scene spiritual after insults, I thought was just for skin; not full use of Juilliard training.

All about created family. Nobody needs to adlib; lines that great. Jayne says what everybody's thinking, so gets laughs, but everybody is funny. "Everybody thinks they're righteous" (Defoe); villains believe they are heroes. Mean version of shot aired, not approved. I couldn't distinguish teddy bear on Kaylee's uniform, represented her sweet true character. Cameraman David Boyd exchanged newer lenses for old to get more flares. Extra moment when cop decides additional beat-down on priest justifies later shot by Mal. Valuable contested treasure is food. Last second dive through closing doors was real, actors not told. After Ivan escape, steering wheel missing, pilot mimes empty handed.

2 by Joss and Tim - Had to repeat all intro exposition because #1 unused; ship, as character, rises behind cliff. Free motion camera, documentary style feels natural, annoying that they make such a big deal, but culture mix of theme not discussed, bypassed. Original concept was dourness gradually relieved now comedy. Villain creepier for "little old man" look beside big tattooed henchman. Trooper costumes looked like Star Wars because they did rent them there - no money. "Rule" that first six episodes are pilot, for all viewers who miss #1. Wanted dark places, uh-oh, next Reaver episode. Mal has "wet wit"? vs Zoe dry? Shot wide-screen for dvd, despite Fox policy regular width. Alliance flag combined American Chinese - I didn't even see. Nathan great fighter so used double less and less. "Hands of blue" foretelling final scene made zero impact. How to make a baby cry without making a baby cry? Cinematographer David Boyd so good at lights in scene, needed no extras. I hoped in vain for explanation how they shot henchman Crow into space Youtube Negotiation.

Disc 2

E4 Shindig - Writer: Jane Esperson, Director: Vern Gillum
"I've been sane a long time now, and change is good." - Wash. Back to Persephone, Badger sub-contracts. Attend elegant ball to meet Harrow, while crew play cards for chores. I like how ruffled Kaylee attracts circle of boys with machine lingo, sword duel

E5 Safe - Writer: Drew Z. Greenberg, Director: Michael Grossman
Flashbacks to younger Tams (Zac Efron, Skylar Roberge) show society-bound parents ignored River's coded distress letters, no future help. "I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk." Shepherd, shot when Jiangyin cattle buyers taken by law, gets instant help from Alliance cruiser medics at first sight of his ident card, hint of high status mystery. Meanwhile from town, settlers kidnap Simon; they need doctor. When River "hears" mute girl's mother killed sister, nurse cries witch. Town leader " " confirms burning when River starts to blurt out he killed previous position-holder. Mal returns for rescue "You're on my crew".

E6 Our Mrs Reynolds - Writer: Joss Whedon, Director Vondie Curtis Hall
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet I will end you." - Mal in dress disguise baits bandits to save Triumph town; redhead stowaway is wifely reward Saffron (Christina Hendricks) Mal tries to turn away. "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back ... You got the right, same as anyone, to live and try to kill people." She knows. Dr Who 11's River Song wasn't the first with narcotic lipstick. Preacher recognizes net, carrion house, scrap shop. Jayne's biggest gun "Vera" helps.

E7 Jaynestown - Writer: Ben Edlund, Director: Marita Grabiak
Canton's business is clay/mud, workers are "mudders". Simon poses as buyer so Mal can find customer Heller while River fixes Shepherd's Bible. Inera initiates 26-year old virgin Fess Higgins. Jayne covers up, fearing recognition, finds his own statue, puzzling, because 4 years ago he crossed Magistrate Higgins. Bar guitarist sings how Robin Hood hero had to drop strongbox weighing $60K in order to fly. Small boy's sharp eyes foils Jayne's attempt of "lying low". Higgins releases one-eyed Stitch from prison box with loaded gun, saying your ex-partner that pushed you out is back.

Commentaries - participants most fun and informative, because widely different viewpoints, camaraderie and competence

E4 Shindig by writer Jayne Esperson, actor Morena Baccarin, costume designer Shawna Trpcic (really, that is the spelling given)

Original teaser was in woodland where Mal shot raccoon in eye, re-written five times to pool game in bar, shows Inara doesn't fit in her own world, because rest of episode is Mal in her world. Inara was truly scared of fighters falling on her. Writer was almost a leg double for River because she had no toenail polish. Zoe's necklace is for marriage bond and never removed. Tradition is Asian-type names for everyone regardless of ethnicity.

Wide ballroom dresses can't fit many in restroom, borrowed from "King and I" set. Set is real, 300 extras, Morena wore real wedding dress. Pink flamingos wherever possible, signature, lapel pin for Badger. Morena, and Nathan as Castle, can still say Chinese because they studied so hard. Floating chandelier was really weather balloon with mirrors, had to be moved constantly. Kaylee had to learn baby steps, or skirt swung. In cut scene, she said "I feel like the clapper of a bell"; other scenes shortened too.

* Rules for made up "Tall Card" poker-like game were said to be on website, but only guessed at on viewer discussions. Jayne's T-shirt says Soldier, every show has new custom graphic. Joss rewrites much, five times,then gives up; he wrote poem "Here lies Zoe". Hard to dance and say lines, speech too long for dance, finally over-rehearsed, so proficient, had to add line "I think I know this one."

Until Morena says these are my favorite lines, I didn't get the undercurrent of "May I call to Ath" [no lisp]; I did like "Sw[ords wh]-at??", Glowing doorknob lock fun futuristic add, physical light-bulb plug-in tricksy fit. Unique language in this show nowhere else. "Spoiled dandy". "Mis-apprehending my purpose in being here". No, we didn't know Badger handed over wrench after entering because he was banging on door with it. Coalescing corporations becoming government plausible 500 year in future.

Writer doesn't think about saying words, took 15, most ever, takes. "It takes less than a pound of pressure to cut skin" real factoid from internet research. Costumes used influences of all over, lingerie ancient Greece. Geisha tradition influenced wardrobe and script. Final gown real 1930s dress. Morena loved sword practice, did at home in driveway.

Summer good at accents, so Riveroe could fake out Badger by disappearing into his world, reads his past, startling first-time coherence of sentence strings."Spent time in lockdown, but less than you claim. And you're, what, a petty thief with delusions standing? Sad little king of sad little hill."

I wondered about Mal's canvas suspenders, from WW2. Mal most unusual hero, because he stabs villain when down, and not stoic about wound. I keep captions on, to not miss anything, but that catches goofs, like slang, when Badger says "Ta, thanks very much for a lovely night then" captions as "So, thanks". At the end, they're all misfits, don't belong in any world, find home with each other.

Disc 3

E8 Out of Gas - Writer: Tim Minear, Director: David Solomon
Confusing flashes from very beginning of ship, to explosion fire takes out life support so responses to imminent death, to Mal alone dripping blood, dropping parts. "Everybody dies alone." Mustacheod (smile) Wash makes future wife feel "uncomfortable". Kaylee comes aboard to bed first mechanic, fixes holdup trouble, stays. Mal sweet-talks opposing Jayne over to their side.

E9 Ariel - Writer: Jose Molina, Director: Allan Kroeker
River worsening stabs Jayne, time for Inera's annual Guild-required checkup, crew infiltrate big Alliance hospital on Ariel, to use diagnostic machine on River's brain, and steal drugs for rim. Crew learns jargon. "Patients were cynical=cyanotic, and not responding= non-responsive, and they kicked/ we couldn't bring 'em back=resuscitate." "pupils fixed and dilapidated=dilated". Jayne claims forgave "Nothin' buys bygones better'n cash." but calls in for fugitive reward, and gets caught too. Two blue-gloved baddies chase with scary gory blue scream-kill stick against capturing soldiers. Mal and Zoe rescue them in time. Mal takes Jayne's betrayal personally.

E10 War Stories - aired 12/6/02 Writer: Cheryl Cain, Director: James Contner
Shepherd knows of Shan Yu, sadist advising torture to learn nature of a man, so does E2 Train Job Niska (Michael Fairman). Kaylee asks Zoe why she and Mal both cut apples. Starving platoon ignored Mal's warning to wait, killed by Griswalds, battery size pressure grenades stuffed inside enemy gifts tossed into trench. Walsh, jealous of war stories, replaces Zoe on next mission. Landing for Inera to entertain onboard female bigshot, Niska kidnaps and tortures Mal and Wash. Zoe brings all crew's money (many times train job money), but has to choose one, her husband. Villain slices off Mal's ear, kills him, and resuscitates, but slips away during surprise rescue. Kaylee, cringing, retreating, is the only one to see River, eyes shut, shoot three invaders.

"Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Zoe
"Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." Book
"I'm smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." Jayne
"Okay, people. If it moves, shoot it." Zoe
"Unless it's the Captain." Kaylee, Zoe, crew echoes.
"I've never shot anyone before." Simon, after rescue
"I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone, yet." Book, preacher reassures doc

E11 Trash - never aired Writer Ben Edlund & Jose Molina, Director: Vern Gillum
Mal, sits on rock, naked, tattoo on hip, recalls previous 72 hours, E6 Saffron brought entry codes, map, and buyer contact for tagged valuable antique Lassiter laser pistol. Inera warns of treachery, storms off to work. Kaylee reprograms garbage drone for delivery to remote desert site, so tag doesn't trigger security alerts. Owner catches Mal and Saffron in the act, welcomes return of wife gone six years, same day as "young" security programmer. I guess Mal couldn't go with waste because drone would fly unprotected in space. (Spoiler: Irena traps Saffron searching waste crate, all according to Mal's plan.)

Commentaries

E8 Out of Gas by writer-producer) Tim Minear, director David Solomon
Intent was submarine and enemy boarding stories. Flashback, three looks, 5 years ago = color reversal film = saturated colors, foggy background. Zoe "what's that?" something living in wreck looks at same spot where Mal's body lies in present. Blood drips through grid floor made more red in post. Around table, every role stated to inform audience. Real fireball, wires, wind, flying debris plus CGI. Zoe injured in script because Gina marrying Laurence Fishburne, away on honeymoon (daughter born 2007). Shepherd Ron is Buddhist. Dax Griffin shook engine part himself adlib. Top of Act III is halfway through show, Tim likes recap. Confusing enough without him reciting original nonsensical scene order. Unusually long sequence Mal walks through ship calmly, closing doors, wrapping army blanket, tells character. Mal says "you'll all be here when I wake up" says flashbacks over, but last scene is across lot first look falls in love with Serenity, shows story was his relationship with ship, meaning independence, freedom. Not to me. I thought it was the crew, family, home.

E10 War Stories by actors: Mal, Wash = Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyk
Infirmary bed had real pedal control, real fold-down stools, noisy, glass ball held bingo numbers (or are they kidding?) Alan claims to be taller than Gina; internet claims he's 5'10"-6', Gina 5'10.5"; she's not in 2" heels, so I say he's shorter. Ceiling hooks removed from torture room because they bumped heads, really blindfolded. Fake blood in eye stained Alan's contact lense for real. Pretend shaking really hurt. Tiffany desk lamp real. "Gun-battle-y" episode. Fox had automatic go to ads on black, so had to be "fade to very dark grey" (also in earlier commentary). Adam action expert, so Jayne leads with gun and never blinks when shooting. Stunt double did Nate and Adam, knocked unconscious one time. Zoe doesn't like to cook, not so good; Gina really fantastic cook, gave Alan permission to swat her bottom. Nate rewatches episodes just for music, though theme had to grow on him. I find the theme lacking in melody, too monotone for easy hum.


Disc 4

E12 The Message - never aired - writer: Joss Whedon & Tim Minear, director: Tim Minear
Picking up post, Jayne gets a home-knit hat from his ma, Zoe and Mal get frozen body. Seven years earlier they repeatedly saved private Tracey (Jonathan M. Woodward) in war. Recording asks them to carry one step farther, home to snow-bound St Albans, two days hard burn. But Lt Womack (Richard Burgi) and thugs (Skunk) follow them. Expands original Whedon theme inspired by Confederates of Civil War history, how soldiers (cannot) cope after the fighting. Tear-jerker slow death, we're meant to feel sorry for foolishness.
"When you can't run you crawl. When you can't crawl, you find someone to carry you." - their old saying

E13 Heart of Gold - never aired - writer: Brett matthews, director: Thomas J. Wright,
Name of brothel (boys too), whose madam Nandi (Melinda Clarke, Nikita's Amanda) calls Inera, to protect pregnant Petaline from moon boss Rance, who swears to cut out baby if DNA test comes back Mal refuses payment, admiring Nandi, stubborn courage, outnumbered, outgunned. "You're my kind of stupid.", end kissing in bed, her back naked.. Inera runs into Mal leaving, acts hard but cries. Rance kills Nandi, kidnaps newborn, men infiltrate Serenity. Mal gallops, overtakes hovercraft, catches Rance, Petaline kills Rance. Inera announces departure.

E14 Objects in Space - aired 12/13/02 - writer & director: Joss Whedon
Mal concerned when River picks up loaded safety-off gun. "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." But armored sadistic bounty hunter Jubal Early (Richard Brooks), sneaks aboard, takes everyone down. Why does Kaylee just stand there, not scream or kerbonk the rape-threatening villain. River knows Serenity crew fear her, goes to Early's ship, agrees to go as bounty. But Early shoots Simon. Suited up on Serenity shell, Mal pushes Early off into space, welcomes River back aboard.

Commentaries

E12 The Message by actors: Wash, Kaylee = Alan Tudyk, Jewel Staite
Giggle-fest by actors, unlike content. Single bar scene took 3 days. 7am early start, Jewel had hidden cup of tea behind hammock. Rightside up foam fake cow fetus supposed to be upside down. Kaylee "literally only girl in the world" champion flirt, but Simon "cryo". Morena pushed for Inera's now straight hair. Adam's idea for trademark sniff touch everything (in E8 Out of Gas commentary too). Music cues give away plot. Like other episodes, not enough episodes, drew in staff. Last episode, so planning after-parties, rolled extra film goofing around. "Mule" all terrain vehicle scorched from before, fun ride. Continuity error, Alan notes, straw in Jayne's new hat. Alan finally got to say "shadow puppets" that he wanted. "Corpsified" space western talk. They liked Ariel episode when they were an A team. "Hat trick" was all three Whedon shows, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Woodward and E1 Carlos. Alan didn't even know Kaylee's bedroom set area. Alan knew last day, took home call-back-shuttles button from E8 Out of Gas, at home, so missing later, also took green jumpsuit. Falling styrofoam sticky in heat. Kaylee burned hands on rails hot from lights. Gummy fake blood stuck in her hair (stained his contact in E10 War Stories). Horrible snow machine chemical taste clogged nose. Funeral scene last Firefly shot, ever.

E14 Objects in Space by Joss Whedon
Summer is ballerina, played one in Angel. Now I know, I see her feet and arms in first position. Episode purpose was how to unify her into group. Theme song came before script, kept on track. Boring blather on Whedon's age 16 existential epiphany from "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" and his "most important" book, Sartre's "Nausea". We bring meaning to objects; River becomes object, ship. Joss babbles on and on incomprehensibly with umms,. I quit listening, skipped, hit his last line, "Hope you didn't turn it off".

Extras:

1 Behind the Scenes, Making of

Here's how it was:
Clips intersperse with many talking heads cast and higher credits: producer Gareth Davies, Chris Buchanan Mutant Enemy Pres, even translator Jenny Lynn, others. Tried to compromise with Fox "jump into the action". Pressure of cancellation forced gold storytelling quality. Mandarin Chinese stuck with actors even now, censors passed curses. Nate insisted he's not tortured empty, so his lightness influenced Mal. Wanted Kaylee womanly, real, gain 20 pounds; I don't think Jewel did.

The Cheese Aspect - visual staffers.
Camera hold more haphazard, less staged. Song. composer could mix odd culture music and instruments, wrote from emotions, happy, sad, dark. Death of show was last tune.

Part of Something Bigger - Fun. Joking around, not critical. On Ariel, Nate naturally hugged Jewel.
They Kept Us Going - Fans still admire, raise money for charities still.
Going Places - Where people think show headed, secrets of characters revealed.
That was Firefly - Glass (Book) laughs to not weep. Adam appreciated then. "Best Job Ever" - Nate. "Shines" - Joss

2 Serenity the 10th character - Colossal 190', upper and lower levels. Exposed, held together with baling twine. Each person had area. Kaylee's rusted, warm. Inera's luxurious gold red. Wash comfy chief chair, three magic high switches. Kitchen for ensemble nine. Backside glow on insectoid shape for firefly. Vertical take-off jets. Foldup feet. "It's a place we all looked forward to being in and playing in." - Adam.

Deleted Scenes - helpful written explanation on menu screen, most deserve cut
E1 Serenity Sc1,75 - Slow, but back story important, how Mal protected survivors of Serenity Valley final massacre, abandoned dying by both sides haggling. "Once you've been in Serenity you never leave, you just learn to live there." - Zoe
E Our Mrs R Sc18 - River wants to marry Simon "I love you. I'll knit.", holds pillow to tummy "I'm in the family way.", warns "You're a thief." to Saffron. Mal chides "More than 75 worlds spinning in this galaxy and the meek have inherited not a one."
E Objects Sc6 - Inera leaving, River touches gun, not deleted in this dvd

Alan Tudyk's Audition (Wash) - pretended playing with dinosaurs before Alliance cruiser incoming

Gag Reel created for first Xmas party that turned out to be wrap. "My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." - Mal. Surprisingly small, 17 bloopers, a few real curses, zooms on Mal's backside from E Our Mrs R.Cyberment

Joss Tours the Set - less that 60 seconds, includes screen clips

Joss plays and sings Serenity theme under lead credits - flat off key, like Bob Dylan